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This is a good laugh. Enjoy.... One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry...

Should i use a platanna as live bait or kill it fist?And if dead then how should i kill it with out smashing it?

Fishing roodeplaat next weekend. Want to catch big barble, what should i use as baits plattans, baby chickens, livers, worms, kurper, carp head? Thinking off  creating a spot  using rotten fats and livers, is this a good idea or not?

Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh...

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive...

Fished at dennekriun on saturday the 23/01/2010, fished from 7 till 2. Fished at peg 1 and 2, caught 50+ fish as a group and I caught 12 including the biggest ot 2.8kg. all fish weighed between 500g and 1kg. Only two good fish mine of 2.8kg and my brothers  of 2.3kg. The water was clear then got...

            THE PERFECT HUSBAND           Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a           bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and           begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.           MAN: "Hello"          ...

HI Want to create a feeding ground at roodeplaat for some big carp. What should i put into the feed? Will use a hair rig trace, will buy ready made ones from the shop. How long before we start fishing should we feed the area? PLEASE HELP   ^^.. 

HI will be fishing one weekend at hengelaarsvriend by roodeplaat. Will want to create a feeding spot around the area.  What should we put into the feed and if we start fishing on friday when should we drop the feed on thursday or earlier? What is our chance of catching a big carp in this area or...

*T**wo ladies talking in heaven:* * 1st woman*:    Hi! My name is Wanda. * 2nd woman*:    Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?  * 1st woman*:    I Froze to Death. * 2nd woman*:    How Horrible!  * 1st woman*:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &...

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse...

                 Law in South Africa Two recent court cases, have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa 1. One person was fined R1 000 for not having a TV license. 2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder. The moral of this South African...

Let me see if I understand all this...     IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS     HARD LABOR.         IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.     IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.     IF YOU CROSS THE...

 Fished on wendsday at hengelaarsvriend( my fisrt time on roodeplaat dam ) caught 10 carp and 8 baber. All carp +-700g one baber of 2.7kg and the other baber pen size. Fished with worm and float in front then dipped in vaaldam and then in red flouro then put a little lootie on the ball.

Hows the fishing at marleo

Does any one know what is the SA record for a vlei kurper

 

 

DEAF  BOOKKEEPER A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million  bucks.  His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in...