mahomedhoosein
Senior Member
*T**wo ladies talking in heaven:* *
1st woman*: Hi! My name is Wanda. *
2nd woman*: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? *
1st woman*: I Froze to Death. *
2nd woman*: How Horrible! *
1st woman*: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you? *
2nd woman*: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV. *
1st woman*: So, what happened? *
2nd woman*: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died. *
1st woman*: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.
1st woman*: Hi! My name is Wanda. *
2nd woman*: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? *
1st woman*: I Froze to Death. *
2nd woman*: How Horrible! *
1st woman*: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you? *
2nd woman*: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV. *
1st woman*: So, what happened? *
2nd woman*: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died. *
1st woman*: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.
