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A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you? " "I was with Jessica." He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were revising." After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes arelovely." Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're donuts."  

How Fights Start My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...

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Are they aggresive when they spawn. Have some fish in the pool and found 1 swimming around by 1 of the pot plants, as i put my hand into the water it attacked it and this happend about 5 times. The fish will not move from there even if you try and chase it away. Has it laid eggs there?

Fished on saturday(31/10/2009)for the junior liga.Fished from 7am to3 pm. It was cold, windy and cloudy in the morning but warmed up from 10 onwards with the sun eventually breaking through. Fished on the right of the water  pump.Fishing was slow, the tempo was about 40-60 min, only about 5...

HI  Has anyone been there lately? Hows the place is it still in a mess or did they start cleaning up? Hows the catch?Has anyone stayed at the chalets and what condition are they in? Thanks

Has anyone  fished there lately. Will be going on saturday.

Does it matter which criket you use ,the black(velt) or brown(household) criket. Have had one result on a black one but never on the brown one's.  How do you catch the black crikets in the garden.

I was at  De rust on thusday(24/09/09) with friends. The fishing was not that good but we managed to land 3 carp. We sat at the entrance before the sloot.The water was clear but there was alot of grass. All carp were caught before 12:00. The first was our biggest at 5kg the other 2 were 3kg...

Hows the fishing. Any one being there lately.

Hi planning a trip next week and need to decide where to go, need some advice.