Three men, an Irish farmer, Julius Malema and a Boertjie are all granted a wish by a Genie. The Irish farmer wishes that all the land in Ireland will be the most fertile in the world, forever and ever. POOF, this was done in a flash and the Irish farmer was very satisfied. Malema was next, and very amazed and... impressed at this display of power. He started his wish: "I want all the whites to be removed from Africa and a wall must be built around all of my black brothers and sisters to protect them. This wall must be so high and so strong that no whites can come into our land at all. POOF, this was done in a flash. A great wall surrounded Africa. Julius Malema glowed and glared at the Boertjie triumphantly. Boertjie said: "Before I make my wish, tell me more about this wall" Genie: "It's 5,000ft high, 5,000 bricks thick, nothing gets in, nothing gets out, guaranteed" Boertjie lights up his pipe, smiles and says "Maak hom vol water Boet!
Three men, an Irish farmer, Julius Malema and a Bo
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MALEMA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
MALEMA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
MALEMA comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
How do you recognize MALEMA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once MALEMA was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on the other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on the one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
MALEMA is in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
MALEMA : Why are all these people running?
Commentator: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
MALEMA: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
MALEMA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
MALEMA says to his housekeeper: 'Go and water the plants!'
Housekeeper: 'It's already raining.'
MALEMA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
MALEMA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
MALEMA comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
How do you recognize MALEMA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once MALEMA was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on the other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on the one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
MALEMA is in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
MALEMA : Why are all these people running?
Commentator: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
MALEMA: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
MALEMA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
MALEMA says to his housekeeper: 'Go and water the plants!'
Housekeeper: 'It's already raining.'
MALEMA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
