Never Trust a Fisherman

[Red Eye]

A Parks Board Ranger finds an Indian man at the Blue Lagoon with
Ten shad in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "You're
Under arrest."
"But Lahnee, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from
home.
I just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week.
When I whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go
home."
"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."
The man promptly dumps the shad into the sea and gazes after them
As they swim away.
After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?"
"How long what?" says the man.
"How long till you call the fish back?"
"What fish?"

 

[Emperor]

LOL!!! Nice one, Red Eye. Keep em' coming!

 

[jorgealarcon]

That is a real funny joke. Good one.

Hi Jorge,

I'll let this one pass, no spam please, this is after all a fishing forum, not a spamming forum.

Will be watching you

Admin "K"

 

[Bevid]

jorgealarcon wrote:

That is a real funny joke. Good one.

Hi Jorge,

I'll let this one pass, no spam please, this is after all a fishing forum, not a spamming forum.

Will be watching you

Admin "K"

Hiers nog so bietjie "spam".

 

[mangoboi]

Red Eye wrote:

A Parks Board Ranger finds an Indian man at the Blue Lagoon with
Ten shad in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "You're
Under arrest."
"But Lahnee, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from
home.
I just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week.
When I whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go
home."
"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."
The man promptly dumps the shad into the sea and gazes after them
As they swim away.
After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?"
"How long what?" says the man.
"How long till you call the fish back?"
"What fish?"

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