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I'm going to fish at a private dam this vaca
- Thread starter Pipeman
- Start date
Ryan, the mate of mine in the picture i posted some weeks ago (guy holding fish) in a different topic and myself went fishing one day.
His wife phoned us after about 4 - 5 hours wanting to know where we were because we were gone for a long time, we told her that we were still fishing but as a matter of fact we acctually gave up fishing about 30 minutes after we got to the dam and rather took up drinking.
She said that we better bring back a fish or else she won't believe us and all hell will break loose! We got nicely drunk and then decided to stop at the fish shop on the way back home to buy a fish and keep his wife quiet.
After about 20 minutes in the fish shop we settled for a snoek seeing that she doesn't know fish and won't know it's a salt water fish.
The plan was perfect! We were gesuip, she was happy because she thought we acctually caught this huge fish (snoek) and everything was perfect!
We lit the fire for the fishbraai and had yet another 200 beers, we laughed every now and then when we got a change about her believing us......BUT......we did not know she invited the inlaws! Her father is a big fisherman and he knew exactly that snoek does not live in farm dams!
Our cover was blown and she smacked me with the fish braai on the head about 900 times, we got even more drunk and my mate tripped over his HUGE dog (boerboel) and knocked the braai over!
It was a great weekend and we still talk about it often!
His wife phoned us after about 4 - 5 hours wanting to know where we were because we were gone for a long time, we told her that we were still fishing but as a matter of fact we acctually gave up fishing about 30 minutes after we got to the dam and rather took up drinking.
She said that we better bring back a fish or else she won't believe us and all hell will break loose! We got nicely drunk and then decided to stop at the fish shop on the way back home to buy a fish and keep his wife quiet.
After about 20 minutes in the fish shop we settled for a snoek seeing that she doesn't know fish and won't know it's a salt water fish.
The plan was perfect! We were gesuip, she was happy because she thought we acctually caught this huge fish (snoek) and everything was perfect!
We lit the fire for the fishbraai and had yet another 200 beers, we laughed every now and then when we got a change about her believing us......BUT......we did not know she invited the inlaws! Her father is a big fisherman and he knew exactly that snoek does not live in farm dams!
Our cover was blown and she smacked me with the fish braai on the head about 900 times, we got even more drunk and my mate tripped over his HUGE dog (boerboel) and knocked the braai over!
It was a great weekend and we still talk about it often!
[color=#006600]Ryan[/color] wrote:
???? Do you want me to leave?
::slo::sloThe edit guy is on his way....................................
::slo
???? Do you want me to leave?
Hey boet don't be so over sensative - I was just indicating that there is a very strong likely hood that your post will be edited - Not that I am gonna call the editor or anything like that but expect that the post will be edited sooner or later.
Why would I want you to leave - I find you very entertaining and somewhat of a class clown......................................
Why would I want you to leave - I find you very entertaining and somewhat of a class clown......................................
lerouxjaco
Senior Member
Come on guys it's friday go pack the rods and do some fishing I'm going will brag on Monday (hope so) gonna try on saturday for some nice bass anybody want to get out of here and join me????
lerouxjaco
Senior Member
Enjoy the weekend fishing if you guys do go.
I'm outta here gonna get some softies for tommorow.
Cheers.
I'm outta here gonna get some softies for tommorow.
Cheers.
Little Green Fish
Sealiner
Ryan
Ice got de black one, tried it on overcast days, but nothing yet, u right saying it's one o the best froggies on the market.... one day i'll still bust a lgf topwater style.....
:f1shy
Ice got de black one, tried it on overcast days, but nothing yet, u right saying it's one o the best froggies on the market.... one day i'll still bust a lgf topwater style.....
:f1shy
Yep that's the one..........
Sorry boet without sounding funny - I really don't fish public venues much - So I'm of little or no help there.....
Willie Horn works in a pub in Komatipoort called "Die Kroeg" Maybe if you phone enquiries you can get their number phone them and ask them for his cell no. Sorry can't locate his number in the time I was there till now - I had a Laptop that was affirmativly shopped from my desk and hence lost his contact details.
Sorry boet without sounding funny - I really don't fish public venues much - So I'm of little or no help there.....
Willie Horn works in a pub in Komatipoort called "Die Kroeg" Maybe if you phone enquiries you can get their number phone them and ask them for his cell no. Sorry can't locate his number in the time I was there till now - I had a Laptop that was affirmativly shopped from my desk and hence lost his contact details.
Little Green Fish
Sealiner
[color=#006600]Ryan[/color] wrote:
Still waitin on a certain Mr. Clark 4 an invite? Actually he still has to tell me what the colour of his money is?
:f1shy
Come to the slowveld bru I'll get you on on a topwater.
Still waitin on a certain Mr. Clark 4 an invite? Actually he still has to tell me what the colour of his money is?
:f1shy
Little Green Fish
Sealiner
k, them leopards should start culminating like LGF's roundabout dat time so I'll make sure to snare a couple, won't be all that easy as leopards are solitary animals as you should very well know, but nonetheless, i'll lure them into the trap with something thats green, elastic and very well used, should get more than one at a time that way.......
Lets C closer to the date, i do also have some sickleave that needs to be depletedB4 my new cycle starts, might just as well put it to good use and go LGF :uzi
:f1shy
Lets C closer to the date, i do also have some sickleave that needs to be depletedB4 my new cycle starts, might just as well put it to good use and go LGF :uzi
:f1shy