Holidaymakers ,you gotta love them

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Carlic Bait

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N "tannie" se eendag vir my,"jy's darm gelukkig met visvang ne ,jou boxie is al amper vol"en wys met so n krom vinger na my "boxie pilchards".Voor ek myself kon keer se ek toe "ja en ek vang hulle sommer so klaar gebox".
 
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u3cpt

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MOULDIE wrote:
On the pier the other night I cast out my grab sinker in order to slide out a mackeral,the young chap fishing there askes " oom why do you wet your sinker first",I had to do everything to stop myself replying "i am teaching my sinkers to swim so they can look for the fish"
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heheheh

so why do you wet your sinker first oom?
 
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steve m

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I saw a tourist trying to catch a skaamie of about 20cm in a rock pool and he was so scareds of it that he eventually grabbed it with his hat and put it back in the sea then a guy goes vas with a small grey of about 6 or 7kgs and then the guy starts getting pissed off with me for grabbing it and told my father he is a bad father lol for letting me handle 'big' sharks and that it will bite me etc etc i lauges so hard and offerd him a chance to hold it lol he said no haha
 
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Mouldz

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We had a guy from the States a few years back who thought the sea was a lake,he hires a little river boat and on one of those calm days were there is not even a ripple on the sea calmly proceeds out the river mouth,to say the least he had the whole NSRI chasing after him,whacked him with a nice big fine to give him a bit of christmas cheer
 
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u3cpt

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bwahahahahah

i was planning on buying one of those blow up boats you get at game and going fishing for yellow tail..lol..
 
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Mouldz

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Last year we were on the river with our boat when we saw these guys with one of these big fancy speed boats stuck on the mud bank,he had his 40000hp motor tilted up and was reving this thing taht the mud and seeweed was flying 20meteres in the air but none of the six passengers would get off,we idled up to them and i jumped into the knee deep water and told some of them to get off,the main man says he thought it was too deep too stand,I am like duh how do think you stuck if its deep,eventualy some of them got off ,i grabbed the front of the boat and pulled it into deeper water,we did not want to be nasty but my boet and I just shook our heads
 
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Mannie

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MOULDIE wrote:
Last year we were on the river with our boat when we saw these guys with one of these big fancy speed boats stuck on the mud bank,he had his 40000hp motor tilted up and was reving this thing taht the mud and seeweed was flying 20meteres in the air but none of the six passengers would get off,we idled up to them and i jumped into the knee deep water and told some of them to get off,the main man says he thought it was too deep too stand,I am like duh how do think you stuck if its deep,eventualy some of them got off ,i grabbed the front of the boat and pulled it into deeper water,we did not want to be nasty but my boet and I just shook our heads
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:hyst::hyst::hyst::hyst::hyst:
 
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Simen

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This is what our holidaymakers usually get upto/into
 

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lloydfox

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One morning i was fishing silversands at betty's bay, and this nice farmer type looking guy comes up to me and makes some chit chat about fishing, i had three hotties in my bag already and reeled in a 4th while he was there and i gave him two, cos he was so excited, he told me to hang on for a bit he's coming back with his family, about 30mins he rocks up with, wife, two kids and a dog in tow, and introduces me like i am his old friend for years and years, they setup on the beach right where i'm sitting, about an hour later i pack up, and walk home, he insists on giving me a lift, all off 300m down the road, i accept, later that evening there is a knock on the door, and it is him again, with almost 2kg of biltong for me, and he thanks me for a wonderful and the two fishies. And i never even knew his name.
 
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Mouldz

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We had this problem every December when we were allowed to drive on the beach,most of locals used beach buggies ( the ultimate 4x4 by far),we had to help so many guys get unstuck with there luxury 4x4s,a couple of them had vehicles swamped,been stuck to close to the sea
 
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Tailwalker1

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I went down to HArbour Island 2 days ago to catch some mullet for bait, after I had 5 or 6 in the bucket, 1 or 2 still ALIVE, this guy and his son come up to me and ask "Did you just cath these fish?" Me being me I could'nt resist the temptation, bear in mind i have a small rod in my hand line in the water and 2 sardines and a knife lying on the jetty next to my bucket, and promptly answered "No I caught them 2 days ago and thought it would be interesting to see if I could revive them" he then promptly answered " It looks like its working"

I could'nt help myself and burst out laughing and so did the 2 guys next to me, I asked him if he serious, guess what he was dead serious. I then had to explain the poor guy what I was actually doing.
 
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Lofty

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I was pumping prawn one afternoon in Hartenbos river in the middle of the river in half a metre water with a floating net when one of the home owners shout at me "hey,what are you doing" At first I ignored him and then he shouted again from the balcony"hey,I'm talking to you" I again ignored him so he said” you with the blue shirt I'm talking to you" I asked him sir are you talking to me because I have a name and never call me Hey again, he replied in saying” you are making holes in the river and when my grandchildren come to visit next week they will drown" I said to him, sir I take the prawn out to use as bait I'm not removing the sand from the riverbed and take it home.
 
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