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Sealiner
January 2013
The innimatable frikkie tells Me "Have you seen the Latest Fing On Sealine ? Go to tHat Sealine's Link .They've got a bbm Group - quite a Mal bunch of okes - Wait i'll send you The Link quick and get you a invite- but Must warn you - These Ouens aren't all too well upstairs , and usuallu Peple don't really Last too long On the Group ."
NE ! Pfffftt.. Ja oraait - send Me The Link I'll go take a look ."
Does That sound Like The beginnings Of a fishing trip to you ? didn't Think so either .
With the sad Demise or Declining interest In Fishing in general , as a Group , on This site , And Generally just not Being Able to contain Or Feed Bevid's Craving for fishing , these umm - Shall we just maar say 'Mal bunch of okes'Decided to organize their Own Little get -together - a fishing Soiree , sOmewhere CLose To the Porra from Stutterheim's Favourite Fishing spots .
Of Course - that would have to Entail Camping , as no Trennnnndy would Settle for 1 Day's fishing - No chance .
What's a Trennndy ??? I don't have enough time, patience , tolerance , Perseverance , Or bandwidth , to Tell you .
In fishing terms it's the Most developed form of an ANgler you could find !!! 3 Main ingredients , Friends , fishing , and plenty of kekpraat - PLENNNTY .
And so it was that a Date Was set By the short Man From East London . (He Doesn't breath as heavy in real life as in the Movies , hey ?) Kent, the worlds funniest darth Vader , got the ball rolling , and it was On : 10 guys , first 10 going would be Limit .
I really didn't Think I'd Make this One ,but some light Planning was made for "Just In case I do Wanna go .........."
My Last few trips to the Transkei have not been Productive - Well- certainly not for ME - for The Locals it's been Extremely productive as the Little Shytes Managed to Rob us at the Previous Bash that side , and I Lost a bit Of tackle . so as afar as the Transkei is concerned - Lets just say that It's Like Stroh rum - I Know what it tastes like -and I don't want any more please .....
Frikkie Starts plotting and planning , and I already hear talk of camping . ha ha ha ha ha ha ."F that - I Was in the army too long ago , My skins gotten Thin- Isn't There a place to camp or a bungalow Or something around there ? "
On the phone to Boepens , a.ka. Justin, and he Mentions a spot around The corner which is öraahht Hey- Nothing great but , it'll do .
Secretly I Decide Sealine Or No - when I fish I Want to Sleep Solid , and Get in as Much fishing as possible , and I remember hole in the wall all Too Well - It Really IS an experience , to Literally "Fish all Day - Drink all night - Like DISSSss!!" and after a full day's fishing you are Pretty Pap , nevermind The Dop And burning some Chop ". Ek se'somme Regguiut vir Frikk "Julle Kan Maar Lekker Kamp - Ek verkoop Liewers My ex en gaan bly in een Van daai goeders ".
I really haven't been on a roadtrip in ages . One Must also Realize That companies are also Not dishing out Range rover Evoques , or double cab 4x4's these Days for company vehicles , but - in Retrospect - yes I Think I packed in too Much for 3 days .
Listen When you go On a trip Like DIssS !!!! . you tend to get carried away , which is what always happens - nobody EVER pictures themselves Blanking at a spot - GO On - Admit IT!!! everyone walks into a shop and goes And Looks for the Meanest , ugliest , baddest hooks available . YIp .
Sealine's Just use whatever Pal's give them .
The innimatable frikkie tells Me "Have you seen the Latest Fing On Sealine ? Go to tHat Sealine's Link .They've got a bbm Group - quite a Mal bunch of okes - Wait i'll send you The Link quick and get you a invite- but Must warn you - These Ouens aren't all too well upstairs , and usuallu Peple don't really Last too long On the Group ."
NE ! Pfffftt.. Ja oraait - send Me The Link I'll go take a look ."
Does That sound Like The beginnings Of a fishing trip to you ? didn't Think so either .
With the sad Demise or Declining interest In Fishing in general , as a Group , on This site , And Generally just not Being Able to contain Or Feed Bevid's Craving for fishing , these umm - Shall we just maar say 'Mal bunch of okes'Decided to organize their Own Little get -together - a fishing Soiree , sOmewhere CLose To the Porra from Stutterheim's Favourite Fishing spots .
Of Course - that would have to Entail Camping , as no Trennnnndy would Settle for 1 Day's fishing - No chance .
What's a Trennndy ??? I don't have enough time, patience , tolerance , Perseverance , Or bandwidth , to Tell you .
In fishing terms it's the Most developed form of an ANgler you could find !!! 3 Main ingredients , Friends , fishing , and plenty of kekpraat - PLENNNTY .
And so it was that a Date Was set By the short Man From East London . (He Doesn't breath as heavy in real life as in the Movies , hey ?) Kent, the worlds funniest darth Vader , got the ball rolling , and it was On : 10 guys , first 10 going would be Limit .
I really didn't Think I'd Make this One ,but some light Planning was made for "Just In case I do Wanna go .........."
My Last few trips to the Transkei have not been Productive - Well- certainly not for ME - for The Locals it's been Extremely productive as the Little Shytes Managed to Rob us at the Previous Bash that side , and I Lost a bit Of tackle . so as afar as the Transkei is concerned - Lets just say that It's Like Stroh rum - I Know what it tastes like -and I don't want any more please .....
Frikkie Starts plotting and planning , and I already hear talk of camping . ha ha ha ha ha ha ."F that - I Was in the army too long ago , My skins gotten Thin- Isn't There a place to camp or a bungalow Or something around there ? "
On the phone to Boepens , a.ka. Justin, and he Mentions a spot around The corner which is öraahht Hey- Nothing great but , it'll do .
Secretly I Decide Sealine Or No - when I fish I Want to Sleep Solid , and Get in as Much fishing as possible , and I remember hole in the wall all Too Well - It Really IS an experience , to Literally "Fish all Day - Drink all night - Like DISSSss!!" and after a full day's fishing you are Pretty Pap , nevermind The Dop And burning some Chop ". Ek se'somme Regguiut vir Frikk "Julle Kan Maar Lekker Kamp - Ek verkoop Liewers My ex en gaan bly in een Van daai goeders ".
I really haven't been on a roadtrip in ages . One Must also Realize That companies are also Not dishing out Range rover Evoques , or double cab 4x4's these Days for company vehicles , but - in Retrospect - yes I Think I packed in too Much for 3 days .
Listen When you go On a trip Like DIssS !!!! . you tend to get carried away , which is what always happens - nobody EVER pictures themselves Blanking at a spot - GO On - Admit IT!!! everyone walks into a shop and goes And Looks for the Meanest , ugliest , baddest hooks available . YIp .
Sealine's Just use whatever Pal's give them .
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Sealiner
I'd had a really *** Day at work On the Night of The 6th , and 3 pm became 4 Pm became oh for ....... Grrrrrrrrr .
The Plan was to liasse with Frikkie and the Barbarian Horde Either In Pe , or somewhere along the Way , or Simply drive straight through the night to get there .
Enter Bevid .We Rip into each other On a frequent basis ( Well- He THINKS SO , any way- but Ja) and I've got him On bbm , telling me to hurry Up And all sorts of goed . Listen China , if there's One thing you have to Learn about Me - when I fish I work on Africa time , so I was Lying and telling him I'd already Left .
In the Meantime I'm Pouring a Brandy , and packing .
Yes this was all just for Me . Ok , so I brought a little bit Of extra goodies with - No big Deal ...
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Ok yes , it does Look a Little Excessive Now that I look at This photo , but I Mean- Can't Pitch at a Trendy Fing and Say "anyone got any cotton I could use ..... "- You're kidding , Right ? I chose The worlds smallest car , packed - said goodbye to My son , wrote another Lie About Being Mobile Lonnnnnnng time ago already to bevid - double checked things again for The Last Of Last Time - and Left .
It was Green for GO !
So I Tell bevid the plan .
"No "he says "you crash somme here by Me , bring some pics Of that sister of yours , got some meat on the grid for you bud- Pull IN !"
Trendy . I Reckoned He thought he'd be seeing the whites of My eyes by 9.45 , Noooooo probbs ........................!
i'd had Little sleep , and by Knysna I could already Feel My eyes wanting to super glue themselves shut .
I'd Reckoned to be at the bash spot by 2 am , Easy peezy .
But That was with batteries on full Charge , and by storms river , I could No Longer struggle against sleep , so With the horde bbm ing Me , I pulled in to stormsriver , Hid behind a truck - and Crashed .
1 am I skrik wakker - oh My f.....lip Bevid's gonna kill me
!! I've already decided that North of fish point in complete Darkness is far too dangerous just to be winging it off to a Destination unknown ,and With My eyes Looking like those of a GunnjAH Smoker , I mademy way to The Chop's house .
Don't ask Bevid for directions. TO anything. he works for Tracker , so- When he speaks to you - to Anyone- he Speaks like your brain is connected to google Earth's Mainframe computer . "Take the Bramlin turnoff right , gooi a Left , , Left again , firtst right , you'll see the green golf - Pull in behind It. gotta Dop here waiting for you - What you drivin'??? jirrrr it's kakslow! "
3.38 Am .
Friday Morning .
I Make like a politician and arrive . I sms the tosser cuz I don'Wanna wake the missus - Any ou can fish til laste , but you Never , Ever , wake The Missus - especially when you barely even Know the People . so with superhuman powers I Coast The vehicle behind The Green goblin And Miss Call the gate keeper .then an sms .
This beady looking fing with Nothing More than a short sleev shirt and std. 8 Rugby Days Pt pants opens the door . I began to wonder If it was the right address !!1 Lololol
a short greeting Exchange and I'm In and being shown the sleeping arrangements . all i wanted to See , Was whether The Man Would take a branna's With Me at That hour , but admittedly I Was kinnnnnda Late , so I didn't push it .
The same Morning as the start of The Bash .
And I'm sleeping in a Pink room
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Welcome to My Cribbbb for the Morning !!
The Plan was to liasse with Frikkie and the Barbarian Horde Either In Pe , or somewhere along the Way , or Simply drive straight through the night to get there .
Enter Bevid .We Rip into each other On a frequent basis ( Well- He THINKS SO , any way- but Ja) and I've got him On bbm , telling me to hurry Up And all sorts of goed . Listen China , if there's One thing you have to Learn about Me - when I fish I work on Africa time , so I was Lying and telling him I'd already Left .
In the Meantime I'm Pouring a Brandy , and packing .
Yes this was all just for Me . Ok , so I brought a little bit Of extra goodies with - No big Deal ...
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Ok yes , it does Look a Little Excessive Now that I look at This photo , but I Mean- Can't Pitch at a Trendy Fing and Say "anyone got any cotton I could use ..... "- You're kidding , Right ? I chose The worlds smallest car , packed - said goodbye to My son , wrote another Lie About Being Mobile Lonnnnnnng time ago already to bevid - double checked things again for The Last Of Last Time - and Left .
It was Green for GO !
So I Tell bevid the plan .
"No "he says "you crash somme here by Me , bring some pics Of that sister of yours , got some meat on the grid for you bud- Pull IN !"
Trendy . I Reckoned He thought he'd be seeing the whites of My eyes by 9.45 , Noooooo probbs ........................!
i'd had Little sleep , and by Knysna I could already Feel My eyes wanting to super glue themselves shut .
I'd Reckoned to be at the bash spot by 2 am , Easy peezy .
But That was with batteries on full Charge , and by storms river , I could No Longer struggle against sleep , so With the horde bbm ing Me , I pulled in to stormsriver , Hid behind a truck - and Crashed .
1 am I skrik wakker - oh My f.....lip Bevid's gonna kill me
!! I've already decided that North of fish point in complete Darkness is far too dangerous just to be winging it off to a Destination unknown ,and With My eyes Looking like those of a GunnjAH Smoker , I mademy way to The Chop's house .
Don't ask Bevid for directions. TO anything. he works for Tracker , so- When he speaks to you - to Anyone- he Speaks like your brain is connected to google Earth's Mainframe computer . "Take the Bramlin turnoff right , gooi a Left , , Left again , firtst right , you'll see the green golf - Pull in behind It. gotta Dop here waiting for you - What you drivin'??? jirrrr it's kakslow! "
3.38 Am .
Friday Morning .
I Make like a politician and arrive . I sms the tosser cuz I don'Wanna wake the missus - Any ou can fish til laste , but you Never , Ever , wake The Missus - especially when you barely even Know the People . so with superhuman powers I Coast The vehicle behind The Green goblin And Miss Call the gate keeper .then an sms .
This beady looking fing with Nothing More than a short sleev shirt and std. 8 Rugby Days Pt pants opens the door . I began to wonder If it was the right address !!1 Lololol
a short greeting Exchange and I'm In and being shown the sleeping arrangements . all i wanted to See , Was whether The Man Would take a branna's With Me at That hour , but admittedly I Was kinnnnnda Late , so I didn't push it .
The same Morning as the start of The Bash .
And I'm sleeping in a Pink room
Welcome to My Cribbbb for the Morning !!
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Sealiner
" Pappa hoekom snork die oom so Baie ??? "
"Ag skat hy's n trendy - hulle Maak maar so ....."
6 .45 in a nippy but nice Morning , I get up ,and bevid starts Mumumbling asbout firdt driving there, then there , then - I go Deaf, I just want to Fish . No time for the nitty Gritty stuff , I'm pulling through .
Climb on the road , and Meet up with the Rest Of civilization , heading to work .
Kinda felt Like de ja vu , heading toward Brighton Pier .
The road Past Sunday's , from the turn Off to head to Port Alfred , always takes Me back to when I was a kid .
And more recently , to Selaine Bashes . I Miss them .
I hit port Alfred In a relatively short space of time , and The nice thing about going to Lennies is that I've Never been there before , so with no Idea how far up the road one's destination Is ,you tend to Drive a Little blind Actually . All i Knew Is that it Was before East London.
Frikkie , in the Meantime , had crashed at Porrás house in Stutterheim , after making it to his castle earlier The Morning .He Was already AT Lennie's , and Boeps Was On his Way to there shortly . "I'm Lekka gonna Miss Out"i thought .
directions Are given , and I aim the car north to find this Kidds beach turnoff .
Timecheck is already 11.50 am . I'm Miff , and not prepard for the gravel Road to Palms . The guys are now all fully Geared and making their Way to Lennie's in Dribs N drabs . Firkkie Is busy Packing - I Need to shake a Leg .
I must admit There's Nothing spectacular Or welcomgin , about Lennie's road . It Looks more Like Soemthig From the movie "wrong Turn ", and when you go down there you Can barely see The entrance to The Dojo .
Palms is Nice - I reckon in 1967 it was Ranked 14th or 15th , possibly, as a top Destination to take The family away , porra style , and sneak in a bit of fishing .
Not the place you'll head to for 18 holes .More Like just One .cough .. ummm - ok -
The villa
I Stop there and Frikkie takes in all the Junk I'd brought with - even a heater . Bevid wouldá kicked Me out if he' knew about the Heater for sure - I was ready for anything .lol
The New Cribb ..
"Ag skat hy's n trendy - hulle Maak maar so ....."
6 .45 in a nippy but nice Morning , I get up ,and bevid starts Mumumbling asbout firdt driving there, then there , then - I go Deaf, I just want to Fish . No time for the nitty Gritty stuff , I'm pulling through .
Climb on the road , and Meet up with the Rest Of civilization , heading to work .
Kinda felt Like de ja vu , heading toward Brighton Pier .
The road Past Sunday's , from the turn Off to head to Port Alfred , always takes Me back to when I was a kid .
And more recently , to Selaine Bashes . I Miss them .
I hit port Alfred In a relatively short space of time , and The nice thing about going to Lennies is that I've Never been there before , so with no Idea how far up the road one's destination Is ,you tend to Drive a Little blind Actually . All i Knew Is that it Was before East London.
Frikkie , in the Meantime , had crashed at Porrás house in Stutterheim , after making it to his castle earlier The Morning .He Was already AT Lennie's , and Boeps Was On his Way to there shortly . "I'm Lekka gonna Miss Out"i thought .
directions Are given , and I aim the car north to find this Kidds beach turnoff .
Timecheck is already 11.50 am . I'm Miff , and not prepard for the gravel Road to Palms . The guys are now all fully Geared and making their Way to Lennie's in Dribs N drabs . Firkkie Is busy Packing - I Need to shake a Leg .
I must admit There's Nothing spectacular Or welcomgin , about Lennie's road . It Looks more Like Soemthig From the movie "wrong Turn ", and when you go down there you Can barely see The entrance to The Dojo .
Palms is Nice - I reckon in 1967 it was Ranked 14th or 15th , possibly, as a top Destination to take The family away , porra style , and sneak in a bit of fishing .
Not the place you'll head to for 18 holes .More Like just One .cough .. ummm - ok -
The villa
I Stop there and Frikkie takes in all the Junk I'd brought with - even a heater . Bevid wouldá kicked Me out if he' knew about the Heater for sure - I was ready for anything .lol
The New Cribb ..
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Sealiner
a quick dop , And We're off to the spot .
I'll Leave you with an image That Is etched in my mind before I head off to clock in at the Grind .
Scary stuff ......
I'll Leave you with an image That Is etched in my mind before I head off to clock in at the Grind .
Scary stuff ......
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Sealiner
And so .
with That sorry pic etched into ya brains -
THe spot .
And what a spot it Is , even for a Porra ......
The spot to The Dojo is off The beaten path . a two spoor track Leading off palm's entrance , into the bush . We drive Passed it - And proceed to Get Lost . Some bundu bashing for half an hour , almost all the way back to the Ke'ffie at the garage , And we finally find it . 50 M from Palms . yeehaa .
As you arrive , you start counting the cars. Trendy's drive all sorts of vehicles , and then you see The "Exotic" car , looking like a white starship Trooper's Helmet . Lord Vader Rolls in style , Though He's so Frikkin Short i don't KNow how they even managed to Get him in focus for an Id pic for his Driver's License .The man is so short he almost Looks Incomplete. I Reckon His old Man must've Paused While Creating him .
Moving along - We unpack - I have packed everything but The kitchen Sink ,
and climb Over a Fence .
Porra's true blue is hidden in the bushes like a spiedcop Next to a trap - keeping the beers cold . hmmmm.
Over The hedge- what A Mish' - and into the bush .
Katot's infamous Staircase -pfffft - is there too , and after Clearing the Trees - This is what you're Greeted by -:
Untouched by human Influence .
And um- by The Way- Thats the Way it's gonna Stay , so a Word Of advice if you Plan on ever heading that way- Keep it clean . i Was there 1 minute and i Knew Boeps wuz Onto something Good when we picked This place .
Magic .
with That sorry pic etched into ya brains -
THe spot .
And what a spot it Is , even for a Porra ......
The spot to The Dojo is off The beaten path . a two spoor track Leading off palm's entrance , into the bush . We drive Passed it - And proceed to Get Lost . Some bundu bashing for half an hour , almost all the way back to the Ke'ffie at the garage , And we finally find it . 50 M from Palms . yeehaa .
As you arrive , you start counting the cars. Trendy's drive all sorts of vehicles , and then you see The "Exotic" car , looking like a white starship Trooper's Helmet . Lord Vader Rolls in style , Though He's so Frikkin Short i don't KNow how they even managed to Get him in focus for an Id pic for his Driver's License .The man is so short he almost Looks Incomplete. I Reckon His old Man must've Paused While Creating him .
Moving along - We unpack - I have packed everything but The kitchen Sink ,
and climb Over a Fence .
Porra's true blue is hidden in the bushes like a spiedcop Next to a trap - keeping the beers cold . hmmmm.
Over The hedge- what A Mish' - and into the bush .
Katot's infamous Staircase -pfffft - is there too , and after Clearing the Trees - This is what you're Greeted by -:
Untouched by human Influence .
And um- by The Way- Thats the Way it's gonna Stay , so a Word Of advice if you Plan on ever heading that way- Keep it clean . i Was there 1 minute and i Knew Boeps wuz Onto something Good when we picked This place .
Magic .
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Sealiner
we Glide Over The Sand hastily to Make way to The point - Justin has a good hour's headstart on me , and I've Driven bloody far to wet a Line . too Nice .
The stench , at first , is unbearable , and i thought it was coming from the Trendys .
Thankfully it turned out to Be an old Whale carcass that had Washed up there , and i admit it Was so frikkin strong it almost added a Surreal edge to Meeting up with the horde for the First Time . Buncha' Chopps .
Lord Vader announces His attendance with the Sign for hello in a pub .
Later On he Would be showing us The thickness of Other Exptremeites with just a simple finger , but More On that later .
the back end of Lennie's , where that Magnificent Odour was Eminating from
i fidget and get The Box down off My back. Frikkie's On a slow boat - i don't even have time to Shake Boep's hand ,and tip My box over in the hurry to Line up . My hands are Shaking- nope-not kidding-they're shaking , and i manage to weave the Leader i had Carefully put on (pffft- what a Joke ) through the eyes of The Gun , , off My Trini 40 . Looked like ashort cast into good water , and there i am , Standing off Lennie's after a Dreadful Morning Snorring it up in the pink palace at bevvie's Place and I'm Launching my first sinker Into Leonard's bay . Yeeeeehaaaaa !!!!!!
Boeps - Standing LIKe DIssss ! ! ! !
And each time would Be The Last Time I ever Saw That sinker ......
The stench , at first , is unbearable , and i thought it was coming from the Trendys .
Thankfully it turned out to Be an old Whale carcass that had Washed up there , and i admit it Was so frikkin strong it almost added a Surreal edge to Meeting up with the horde for the First Time . Buncha' Chopps .
Lord Vader announces His attendance with the Sign for hello in a pub .
Later On he Would be showing us The thickness of Other Exptremeites with just a simple finger , but More On that later .
the back end of Lennie's , where that Magnificent Odour was Eminating from
i fidget and get The Box down off My back. Frikkie's On a slow boat - i don't even have time to Shake Boep's hand ,and tip My box over in the hurry to Line up . My hands are Shaking- nope-not kidding-they're shaking , and i manage to weave the Leader i had Carefully put on (pffft- what a Joke ) through the eyes of The Gun , , off My Trini 40 . Looked like ashort cast into good water , and there i am , Standing off Lennie's after a Dreadful Morning Snorring it up in the pink palace at bevvie's Place and I'm Launching my first sinker Into Leonard's bay . Yeeeeehaaaaa !!!!!!
Boeps - Standing LIKe DIssss ! ! ! !
And each time would Be The Last Time I ever Saw That sinker ......
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Sealiner
I ran back to the Box and brought out some fillet . A spe'sial Kind of fillet Not available to Those Waters , and put it out . Traces Were perfect - we Really had lived Ourselves for this weekend . even Kent had cast some Shiny new spoons to throw over our lines and one two Lose a Few in the bricks. Genuine . such a kind old chap . Here he is with that pose i Mentioned earlier .
Leonards Has a beautiful Little Bay which you Throw into , although the urge to steek one out off The point really was Tempting . Kent proceeded to pour shot after shot of his Favourite cooldrink , and take over 'The rock' . i eventually prayed to go flat just to shut him up . its not so much a thing of verbal dhiahroea , as Much as it was SOCIAL dhaihroea - you have to Realize that We all Barely get to go away like This , and it was and Must've been pretty cool to have so Many guys together , from 5 different parts of the country , all finally standing There together after more than 4 or More months of listening to Kent's endless Stories of him planing to spoon away at Lennie's . ::craz
:doh Before Lennie's , only a few Of us had actualy MEt , or barely spoken to Each other on the Phone .
Mostly < it was the Trendy Group On bbm , and if you've ever read or witnessed a conversation Held on their - you'll have a Fair idea What it's like to Be a Trendy .....
It was 40 Minutes into the meet and Greet session , when the first Rocket came Knocking .
The rod bounced and then went Flat . i Watched as The /8 now fell prey to what appeared to be an annoying gully shark at first .
Boeps had promised me a pull , so i was glad . VAS .......
It peeled line off The Trini at a Frikkin Rate of Knots .
MY Captains Pose
[/URL ]We're used to being hung here by them other fings wif Teeth so i wasn't too concerned , but right , off Leonards , is a reef , and once he takes you into there you're Stuffed . i Felt The Line slide through the weeds , and The rod tip dipped painfully as The line gritted it's way over The surfcae of the bricks . I Could'nt Lock up , i couldn't turn it , so , basically , i Was a sitting duck .
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By now i Was beginning to feel a little worried .
Rightfully so , as no sooner had we Taken the pic (with Kent howling Whoops and "TREKKK HOMM!!!" In the background - non-ssstop) when the fish finally made a solid run and prceeded to cut me off .
Whatever it was certainly Got My attention , And was in a hurry . smokkkkked.
It Definitely wasn't a gully .We all Knew That was My way of explaingin how A fish Morphs from being something small , to something a whole Lot Faster ..
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Leonards 1
Trendy's 0
Time to Reload .
Listen Chaps I'm sorry it's taking so long but I'm having issues with photo bucket .
I don't know Why but I'm trully BATTLINg to upload the images i loaded up Last night . apologies .
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Sealiner
Good Thing i packed In spare Line .
Boeps was just lagging the entire little experience .
Onto the Second bait .
I Watch as Kent dons his little outift and disappears behind a rock- no wait- That Was Boep's cooler box he disappeared behind . Second bait in , and another shark head is put out .
we're 4 guys fishing Nunu's , so what happened this Day will trully go down as a Day to be remembered .......
25 Minutes Later , and I'm Back in the fighting Chair -Vas Number TWO
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Sealiner
This one started off Pretty small and i Really Thought I had It Beat . i Mean - come on- how Bad can things go .right ?
In the meantime , sweetie and co were doing a bit Of Ed's fishing as boeps had Promised .
I Watched my reel go back into the Braid - And Kent came running up to cloud My vision with Noise . Again .
" PULLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!"
"Oh shut up . Are you BLind as well as Short ??? "
The Plan Wuz to pull The culprit into the corner .
It shot off to the right with such speed that My line Made an ominous Bow behind the fish ........
I was being Caned .
I tightened The Drag some more as the Drum Began to empty , and with Darth Vader in my face no More than 10 inches From me , i glance d over his shoulder to witness what I'd gone there for - a Breaching BlackTip .
It cleared The water roughly 450 M off shore in SPECTACULAR fashion - but with Kent with his Back Facing the sea , he Missed it , and scoulded and grumbled himself away back to his spoons . a Breach !!!!!!!! yayyyyyy !!!!!!!
I held On as Line Peeeeeeled off The reel - and then - Nothing .
i Reel in the Now slack Line to Measure a 37 cm Gap between the One Set of Marks on the Leader , to The next - in the commotion it had jumped and doubled back Onto the Leader . Anyone who's hooked One and can give Me an idea what a 30+ cm mouth diameter Would Be is welcome to share . i had been bitten off .
Boeps Reeled in and Re placed his bait . for some reason the BlackTail and elf were just not working . Or Maybe the fish Knew i'd driven so Far to get a pull . Which is about as Much as i Would get , all. Day. Long .
Leonards 2
Trendys 0
In the meantime , sweetie and co were doing a bit Of Ed's fishing as boeps had Promised .
I Watched my reel go back into the Braid - And Kent came running up to cloud My vision with Noise . Again .
" PULLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!"
"Oh shut up . Are you BLind as well as Short ??? "
The Plan Wuz to pull The culprit into the corner .
It shot off to the right with such speed that My line Made an ominous Bow behind the fish ........
I was being Caned .
I tightened The Drag some more as the Drum Began to empty , and with Darth Vader in my face no More than 10 inches From me , i glance d over his shoulder to witness what I'd gone there for - a Breaching BlackTip .
It cleared The water roughly 450 M off shore in SPECTACULAR fashion - but with Kent with his Back Facing the sea , he Missed it , and scoulded and grumbled himself away back to his spoons . a Breach !!!!!!!! yayyyyyy !!!!!!!
I held On as Line Peeeeeeled off The reel - and then - Nothing .
i Reel in the Now slack Line to Measure a 37 cm Gap between the One Set of Marks on the Leader , to The next - in the commotion it had jumped and doubled back Onto the Leader . Anyone who's hooked One and can give Me an idea what a 30+ cm mouth diameter Would Be is welcome to share . i had been bitten off .
Boeps Reeled in and Re placed his bait . for some reason the BlackTail and elf were just not working . Or Maybe the fish Knew i'd driven so Far to get a pull . Which is about as Much as i Would get , all. Day. Long .
Leonards 2
Trendys 0
Kenty
Sealiner
..I must admit...Stu , reminds me of my toppie......the most organised , neat and best looking prepared baits I have seen in a long time!!!!......Mmmmm...AND...who had the bites???....Goes to show...BUT...could it have been that he cast that much further???....OR...is The FORCE strong with this one???...We will now never know!!...Regarding this trippie!!...BUT...Stu....roll on March 2014 and I want to be present when I see that sub on the end of your line!!...Boeps has been promising me a blacktip for ages now ...Sooo...Darth Vader wrote:
Sadly you been promising everyone including urself a kob on spoon....Suffering from glasshouse syndrome now DV...
Rock up a bait and get one ...
Sadly you been promising everyone including urself a kob on spoon....Suffering from glasshouse syndrome now DV...
Rock up a bait and get one ...
Kenty
Sealiner
BigBen wrote:
..Aaaag BB..go play with your kollies!!!!..I am suffering from nothing....at least you got something to talk about!!!...LMGA!!!
Darth Vader wrote:
Sadly you been promising everyone including urself a kob on spoon....Suffering from glasshouse syndrome now DV...
Rock up a bait and get one ...
..Aaaag BB..go play with your kollies!!!!..I am suffering from nothing....at least you got something to talk about!!!...LMGA!!!Def-e-nition
Sealiner
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gotta love this , eh?   700 km , 2   Nil .
Fabulous .
Camp David . Would Later be Renamed but for now - the fort was snug against The bushes . actuallu a nice place to plop your stuff down , but 12 ou's on a rocky point with a fire going and the Temp's set To drop into sack-shrinking figures , i felt My bed Was better made up at Palms ! .   Â
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Grown men using umbrella's on the BEach. What next - Pink Underwear . Sadly , i am Missing this photo , but unfortunately with the arrival Of the infamous BEVID hansen , Byron , with JVW in tow - i would soon see Kent hand Jannie one Of ken'ts Older Panty's and have a grown Man wear Pink On the beach .
'Takes all sorts to make the world turn ' ....is What I'm told .....
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This is almost Off The point looking towards The Mainland . Boep's Backyard . Compare their Campsite , to Ours :
I dunno Hey ...Built In Braai- Hot running water , a Bed - and complete silence .
Anyhow , Back to The Barbarian horde , who'd rocked up from Port elizabeth quite a tad Late .
Cant remember when Katot The alikreuk thief pitched- but I Was being given enough gas from Bevid and Kent , i wasn't up for a Lebanese pipe-smoker's Lipservice as Well .
Frikkie In the Meantime managed , between all the carbon technology , to Get himself a bait out . I'd brought The Literal Motherload along with Me , and Was so Keen to get him stretched as Well . We'd come a Long way to Meet The guys , and given that Duif wasn't There I guess Kent was feeling terribly Lonely (maybe it's because he's As tall as a 15 year Old boy ?and he jokingly walked around on the rock biting into everyone .  Old Fart . Very funny  , forthright and upright (for a 5 footer) kinda guy .Â
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Round 3 Of My bait consisted of what was working - More shark . i Noticed the Sea Lice there On one of boep's Baits , And couldn't get Over how damn quick These things dispense a Shad body off The head , completely gutting the Bait to no More than a bare Shell . I rigged up the tail Section on 2 J's , and Let it go .
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 Time for the camera to do some work .    Sheldon Was off Catching fish , and Targeted Bronze Bream , and whatever it is that Eds Fisherman Target .
Katot showed up And Boeps had already gone back to fill The fridge with some liquid .
I was busy chatting to Delme higgs and faffing with a short 9 footer i'd brought with " for the Kollie's " That Boeps had promised us would be so dik there , when Delme called Me . I Thought he Wanted to show Me something ,but He'd Seen My rod go off , and i lifted My head to find The rodtip going down firmly .Again . Washed My hands And Gripped the Pencil .
 I Let It run for at Least 7 or 8 seconds before i Locked The Drag and Dropped The hammer . VAsss ..................................................
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This Was getting Ridiculous .
And all the time I'm thinking to Myself " This is ridiculous !!! Boeps Gonna bust a vein , I'm hogging all the Fish Bwhahahahahahahah !!!!!"
I lift The rod tip
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Fish Jumps
 Not even 60 M out . spectacular . These sharks twirl in fantastic fashion and really Lose it when they discover you are Trying to prevent them from Leaving . yoh . No rolling This time , just a clean sharp Jump .
As he jumps i Feel the line go slack again . I see The bait coming towrds Me and Realize I've pulled the Bait clean from his throat . Strange That The 2 J's Never got a hook up , but I'm sure it was nothing serious . Â
In Between hidings , i Still found time to sit and quietly chuckle At myself in Delight , and chirp Halfpint .  Bevid was now placing a Chokka bait out for any cob Brave enough to swim past the reef After his bait . Kent spooned a bit , walked himself off to a patch of bricks 300m North , in search of an Edible .
Still , i Was bleak . The score Was beginning to look heavily in Favour of The Sharks .
 Leonards  3
Trennndie's    0
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 And all the While I'm thinking To Myself :" watch it go dead now "
Justin Is getting agitated , as The usual bait is simply No Match it seems for The NEW Lennies bait lolol 1
 by now , I'm feeling bleak . Not Moeg - Bleak , Lees Mooi . i Mean- so i'm 3- 0 Down , it's 14h 45 or so already , no One else has had a pull yet - And i can't seem to LANd anything - room for concern ? Yip.
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so now, what do :Stop using The shark fillets and Switch to something else, or go with what works ?
Bugger it , we'll stick to the plan and use what's working .
 we're up to about 10 or so Sealine's , and rodney , bevid's Better side of The Family , had brought his trini 50 along As Well , and we squashed a beautiful Looking Black Tail in between all of Our rods .
 bevid calls it almost To the letter : as I'm Lying furtherest out to the right , i am most Obviously getting all the pulls - so rodney is to try to the Right of Me , and this will hopefully cut off my supply of Pulls , and hoepfully onto the Blacktail . It Was a big bait .
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 All it did though i think , was work as chum for our baits ..
The comeraderie on that Point was Legendary .
 the comments being thrown about had us in stitches , and it Reminded Me of a time When Sealine Wasn't so full of poop , had so Much poop , gave us so Much poop , and the bashes Were nothing More than 5 days of honest , solid , fishing . As frikkie said: it Wasn't all just about the fishing , it was about Meeting people who'd Only chirped each Other while Mommy slept , or just before supper through until 8 pm . Some very funny moments , which , due to a parental advisory , will remain unprinted .
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But Fun is an understatement .
The ou's even managed to erect a line bin up at Leonards .Â
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Craig Van der Poll
Sealiner
Own up......who packed the umbrella?