1960 vs 2007

Ryan

Sealiner
 

School 1960 vs. School 2007
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.


1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.


2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.



Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.


1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.



Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.


1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang.  Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.



Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school
.

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.


1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.


1960 - Ants die.

2007 -  Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.


1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in  prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.






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Raggieman

Senior Member
The good old days when you could actually ride your bike in the street without your perants being parnoid or sleep outside in a tent in garden without the fear of some sick pyscho cutting your throat
 

cornelius

Senior Member
Was in st 7 in that year. Started smoking during the June/
July hols at a cadet camp at Lenz. Got a stern talking to by the old man and a couple of teachers. Should have had my @ss whipped properly instead. Got formal approval to smoke by the time I tuned 16. Still smoking only now pipe.
 

Hooked

Senior Member
Scenario : Johnny walks into a shop too buy his first reel.

 

1960 - Under the gentle and knowledgeable advise of the gentleman behind the counter who actually does fish for the pleasure of it and has actually caught a fish , Johnny is steered in the direction of a Penn 49A , which is the most reliable , well crafted reel available at the time.Johnny is happy with his purchase and goes on to catch many fish

 

2007 - Johnny needs a new reel to go fishing with.He boots up his PC and jumps onto a forum called Sealine.He is pounced upon by some of the filthy perverts lurking there who twist his little mind into buying a daiwa.At first he resists but after being promised pics of really massive fish caught with Daiwas he relents and buys a saltist.The pics never materialise and 6 months later the reel breaks while he is fighting a 1 kg shad.Johnny cant afford a new reel and gives up fishing for the rest of his life.Oh and he also turns gay. 
 

Hooked

Senior Member
My first surf caster was a Penn 49A.I never had a moments crap with it.Dont remember even showing it a can of reel grease or oil.Used to hit about 100m with it.Largest fish landed was a 12kg kob at jan se klip . pearly beach.Actually miss it sometimes.The clicker was so hard you didnt have to put the reel into drag when it was in the rod stand
 
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