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    Fishing In the Harbour With Sards

    Hello All Is it really worth fishing in the durban hardour with Sardines. A couple of us a re getting together tonight in Bayhead in Durban ,   Please advise.
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    Doesnt matter if we did not Qualify for the next r

    Doesnt matter if we did not Qualify for the next round , theres always a next time.
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    Traps in SA

    Hi Chaps Just some usefull info.    
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    Suicidal

    Mildred was very depressed when her husband died. She decided that she couldn't go on in life without him and that she wanted to join him in heaven. Mildred wanted to shoot herself in the heart, guaranteeing death. But she was afraid she might miss her heart and wind up a vegetable so she...
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    confession

    Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly. "Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk." But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I...
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    Fishing when there is a new moon

    Hi Guys this may be a stupid question but , Just wanted to find out , if its advisable to fish , when there is a new moon.   Regards
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    I knew they were real..................

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    The three friends

    Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend [/size]says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the...
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    Little Johnny

    One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the...
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    The Snooty Receptionist

    There's nothing worse than a snooty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the...
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    Redneck Bubba

      Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said,"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll 'im over." So the mortician...
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    JUST HAD TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS

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    Hi guys........   Just wanted to find out i

    Hi guys........   Just wanted to find out if any one used or are using these Silstar reels and are they any good.   Tight Lines................:fishn
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    Prisoner

      A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes...
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    Argument

    Argument       A mother and a father were debating on who is the most coward between them, after a long debate they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward in the house hold.   The first one says," Dad is the most coward one, he`s scared of women. Whenever he...
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    CONFESSION

    CONFESSION A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard...
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    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want...
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    Cracker Shrimp Riging

    Hi Guys , Excuse my stupid question. Please can you let me know how to present cracker shrimp when fishing for grunter.some pics would be helpfull :)   Tight Lines..............:fishn
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    Fishing Accident

    Hi Guys,Firstly Sorry for the Wrong Topic...   Please let me know it is difficult to fish with a Pen reel compared to a cofee grinder.Looking to change over seeing that most big fish are caught using Pens.   Tight Lines...............:fishn
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    Garrick Run

    Hey Guys   Check this Video out , Just plain Crazy. http://www.youtube.com/v/QJgRb9zMU5Y&hl=en&fs=1[/flash].   All thanks to Fishbase.co.za Tight Lines
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