fishalitis
Senior Member
Still on the topic of winds when we were babies on our moms laps you werent allowed to mention that word. Yes and it was always that clever aunt who would chirp: Maybe he has a wind. Eisch then you knew you were in K@k. You were contorsioned into all shapes and sizes as the wind had to come out. You were moered on every part of your body until "burp" yip it reared its head. Thats why it was termed breaking a wind cos you were almost broken just to get the wind out. Some mothers beacame wind specialists. They played for the wind first team. They had little bottles with mootie attached to a special dummy thingie. They later became known as wind junkies. But how a mother can get such pleasure from a childs burp remains a mystery. I mean i saw mothers faces when the wind came out with such a look of pleasure on their face you would think... Shit i mean surely the child was supposed to enjoy it. Try it when you16 at the dinner table in a fancy restaurant with your dads boss and you get a lecture all the way home. Life can be confusing but hope your day isnt too windy.23 minutes ago · "}" title="Like this comment" class="UFILikeLink" id=".reactRoot[14].[1][3][1]{comment10200430614000812_4943814}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[1].[2]">Like