Ullo, is this the Phoenix SAP?"
"Ya. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Visvanathen Moonsamy! He is
hiding dagga inside his firewood."
"Ja...Thank you for your copration and informashin in combating
Crime and violence, in our society sir."
The next day, the SAP descend on Viss' possie. They search the
Braai Lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every
Piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear
at Vis and leave.
The phone rings at Viss' house.
"Hey, Vis ! Did the SAP come?"
"Ja!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"
"...ja...."
"Happy Birthday Bra!"I'll bring the dops now
"Ya. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Visvanathen Moonsamy! He is
hiding dagga inside his firewood."
"Ja...Thank you for your copration and informashin in combating
Crime and violence, in our society sir."
The next day, the SAP descend on Viss' possie. They search the
Braai Lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every
Piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear
at Vis and leave.
The phone rings at Viss' house.
"Hey, Vis ! Did the SAP come?"
"Ja!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"
"...ja...."
"Happy Birthday Bra!"I'll bring the dops now