A teacher is explaining biology to a group of young learners. " Humans are the only creatures that stutter" she explains.
A little girl raises her had and says" I had a kitty-cat who stuttered"
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the lass to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, " I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiller who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
" That must have been scary", said the teacher.
" Well, it sure was", said the lass. " My kitty went 'Ffff, ffff, ffff.... and before he could say " F@*k off", the rottweiller ate him!
A little girl raises her had and says" I had a kitty-cat who stuttered"
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the lass to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, " I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiller who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
" That must have been scary", said the teacher.
" Well, it sure was", said the lass. " My kitty went 'Ffff, ffff, ffff.... and before he could say " F@*k off", the rottweiller ate him!