Sealine rap

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muhaha

Senior Member
nice attempt kid trying to hit back
but don't you realize i'm the king of rap
i nearly fell asleep reading your reply
i see you want more humble pie

come on kid dont waste my time
ive just warmed up, now eat these rhymes!
why did you try and give me a hurting?
all because i turned down your flirting

i notice you like talking about women
problem is you trying so hard to be one
maybe oneday youll get your sex change
and finally youll stop being so strange

why not lie down and admit defeat
dont you know that i cant be beat?
i saw last night your always on
no love at home? your boyfriends gone?

now you must think my ammos spent
well guess what kid think again
really now what were you thinking
like old red bait your lines are stinking

my internet skills cut like a sword
you just learned how to use ms word
now please go home and change your diaper
i'm lethal dude i'm sealine's sniper!

finally i have one last thing to do
thats give these last few words to you
"i told you once ill tell you again
go to your kennel you'll never win"
 
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duckbill

Senior Member
Some guy started a rumor that that duckbill is queer
Truth is the sight of me will let your old lady shiver
I laugh at your rumor and to you timer I make a toast with my beer
Coz my left stroke make ladies over flow like a river

Cuz you never felt a fish devour your bait with just one bite
And tonight you’ll feel all alone, low levels of testosterone
Maybe that explains why through the daily voice you order the wonder drug EXCITE!
By now you should realize you’re yesteryear’s trash like Frank Stallone

You claim you will never be defeated
While your style lacks street credibility
Most of your crap ideas are repeated

The only fish you know the taste of is snoek
And I hope that one day you would win the lottery
Until then I pray that you don’t resort to becoming a crook
Hold your breath one day you will move out of Ottery

But for now I’m off to the sea with my nephew “the P”
It’s been a long time coming, My goodness what a relief
Can’t wait to meet up with my boeta Spike to joke about tuna-marie
For now the most important thing is landing that raggy on the Swartvlei reef
 
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muhaha

Senior Member
interesting point you tried to deliver

was that supposed to make me quiver

grossly mediocre is all i can say

isnt it about time that you went away?

 

I've  been on the internet since i was a child

and your pathetic attacks seem rather mild

ive held back my wrath out of respect

you have now forced my hand you feeble reject

 

i would suggest you rather enroll at some school

your half witted replies make you quite a fool

i sincerely hope that you refrain from retort

insults seem to be your only resort

 

lets hope sometime soon i will land quite a beast

so finally your fishing jokes will be deceased

finally my friend, comrade and pal

desist with your beef or ill send you to hell

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
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duckbill

Senior Member
So sorry guy I already forgot your name
Aren’t you that guy that came here looking for fame?
You thought you were ready to jump in the lion’s den
When your lines are enjoyed my kiddies in a play pen

Wait n minute I just had a thought
It’s cold outside, fishing spoiled by the unwelcome rain
Just thought I would read you your progress report
From your last response your skill seems to slope negatively in the Cartesian plane

Now that I put you in school the dogs are on the loose
You watch “8 mile too often” even stole it from the dvd shop STAX
“Who let the dogs out woof, woof” just made me puke in my juice
Coz it reminds me that you have a fetish for the absence of a bikini wax

I’m just getting warmed up now, hear me crack one finger?
The feeling of heartache and defeat in you will forever linger

Don’t be sad muhaha don’t feel like a schmuck
If this was cricket I would have bowled you out for a duck
 
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KillerWhale

Senior Member
Vanilla-3
Eminem-2

Do we have a winner yet folks? Find out next week on: The Battle of the Weirdo's!

(to be continued...)
 
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muhaha

Senior Member
as the battle is raging, i see you're no quiter
your'e almost like me a tireless hitter
i admire the fact that you've stuck out so long
but i already proved who has the bigger shlong

but back to the topic well done on your part
theres not many rappers who posess this much heart
let me talk about sealine this site is like an oasis
i wish other anglers could discover and taste this
its like a getaway from work when your mind wants to drift
you log on to sealine its like a dimensional shift

i usually kick back round lunch to check what has transpired like ecstacy it keeps my curiosity fired
I advise all the members who are currently on, just sit back relax and smoke some of this bong, sealine is addictive
its better then drugs did you see the huge garrick they pulled out at lugz?

Have you been on the beach on a nice summers days you're getting some bites and your mind drifts away.
you feel as if nothing else makes any sense but landing a fish and telling your friends. if you have experienced this feeling many times before you will not say im wierd and an internet whore.

lastly just picture you're back on this beach, youve landed your fish and for your camera you reach.
you take a pic of the beautiful creature which with a few clicks on sealine will feature.
Now is that not the moment we all want to feel? carpe diem my friends, thats my final appeal.
 
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