80year old goes to doc ,doc gives him empty bottle to bring back next day with semen sample,oupa comes back,bottle empty,doc asks why,old guy says i tried my left hand, my right hand,nothing,i called my wife she tried both hands,even her mouth,nothing, called the nieghbour,she tried ,right hand,left hand even her mouth,nothing,doc asks why you get the nieghbour involved,old guy,well we tried everything,couldnt get that bloody lid off
