my trip to mozzi

leonard williams

Senior Member
well what can i say?only the truth!mozambique is a dissaster!never go there!so so so dispntd.well the trip started off all going well till we hit maputo.driving in town on a road thats got like six lanes of traffic!i mean come on, theres no co-ordination there.well we get pulled off by a bukkie load of cops.they ask my dad for his licence so we give him the fake copy so this owes a little clever and can tell,so we give him the original and he puts it in his pocket and walks to the boat and asks my dad to fllow him.now its just me and my mom in the car,i hear them asking my dad for money,so i said to hell with this and get out,as i approach my bullie the 1 cop jabs a AK47 in my ribs and says get back in the car,so i chuned the guy whats the matter,he says get in the car.my dad was boiling at this stage,so he aksed how much they want,they say R1500,for me not earing a safety belt-IN THE BACK OF THE CAR-and R500 for me stepping out the vechile.we got away with R1000.or we would have still been there unpacking the boat and crap.

 

these owes must be clever!at the next control post they stopped us,obviously they radio each other to stop us.we had to pay R500 for not putting our emergency indicators on when we were pulled over.note that theres like millions of overloaded vechiles passing us, speeding vechiles,trucks with coco-nuts overloaded with goats strapped right on top.:headbwe get stopped again like 5km up,this is at like mid day madness,they want us to pay another fine for speeding,um hello?wheres the proof?i ask with tears in my eyes?how can we be speeding on a road that can just take 2 cars on each side and with pot holes the size of the titanic?and we towing a boat!

enough of that,we stopped at our half way stop the blue anchor inn.guys if you go up there do yourselves a favor and stay over.hospitality is so warm.great people running it and they showed us how to handle the mozambican police.

next day we hit the road very early to avoid the police,buses and trucks.we arrived at our destination Paradise view.apart from climbing a million steps to get to our house it was great.fortunatley there was dstv in the house so we could watch the world cup!:dapp: when we got there the sea was on its head on friday,so we prepared ourselves for the next day to go out.sat was bad no fishing.sunday bad no fishing.monday no fishing,the sea was really kak,at this stage all we did was watch tv and chill in the pool on our deck cos with cold fronts paains us during the nights the sea was wild during te day but slowly coming right.wednesday we got the boat down,sea was still huge but with only 2 days lefty in mozzi we said lets do it,we got through mid break then had to circle for ever waiting for a gap,we couldnt get out,with swells that big and running right on top of each other its quite scary!so we went back in.next day sea was even bigger,my dad was fed up!we waited for the high tide and put the boat in the water,sea was huge huge huge but we had to wet a line,we ran up and down that channel waiting for a break till we saw the chance and got out luckily!we were the only guys who got out that week,as we were going out we saw birds,wind pumping,i threw my onde onde hooked 3 bonnies.trawled rapalas-nothing for an hour,trawled half beaks nothing,with only 1 tank left we had to come back.friday morning we came back to sa,yo were we happy to see sa.sa was better than mozambique,went diving and got 3 garrick and a couple crays.never ever go to mozambique in your own vechile.rather fly.cheers.photos will come.
 

POIZN

Senior Member
sorry to hear about the mishaps leonard,this corruption thing be really skrewed up man:swear

shot for the heads up boet
 

jace

Senior Member
Hi LW
You should send a copy of that report to the Mozambique consulate and their tourism office.
rdgs
jace
 

Benji

New member
Sorry Jace, but there's nothing the Moz Consulate can do re the bad whether + huge swells. :lol:1

 

Bad luck LW. Better luck next time.
 

Nepptune

Sealiner
Yeah I agree... Send a version (Edited with spell check) to the Moz consulate and tourism board... looks like they need to start clamping down again... It goes in waves... it climbs for a while, till enough people complain, then they clamp down on it for a while... then it climbs again.. its a cycle...

Len, sorry you had a kuk time up there mate... better luck next time.
 

Volcom

Sealiner
Thats true Nepps, back a few years ago, the pigs with the red arm band used to gie us hell with our skis. Either its sticking out too much or the square red flag was not red enough or some crap ladat.

Thing is next time u get nailed with a riduculous fine.... demand a reciept. We have evaded many "fines" by insisting. Thats the bugger up by traveling through Swazi border, Maputu and the notorious NAMACHA BORDER CONTROL.

Simple rules of thumb, keep to the speed limit no matter how ridiculous it may be, never hand out your passport and insist on a reciept.

Too bad seas where not right LW..... Maybe next time hey.
 

Garrick

Senior Member
I had the same problem when I was returning from Bilene.Bunch of thugs.Got stopped at one of the towns and was told that I was speeding.So I asked for proof and he swears at me telling me that he could see with his own eyes.Paid the so called fine and not even 2 km down the road same thing.By now my blood pressure was starting to hit the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz level but i kept my nerves.just about 5km after that another one.These okes are thugs man.And guess what,they were only pulling out all the GP DOuble Cabs.

Nothing gets done about it because when we got to Maputo,I met a cop and was chatting to him and he seemed like a really nice guy.he was telling me that the guys between Maputo and Bilene are crooks who make a living by unlawfully fining the guys for stupid things.he said that nothing gets done about it and it is part of life there.

So sad.

Changed my mind about going back there again.

Cheers

Garrick
 

AD

Senior Member
Hi LW,

Pity about your trip bud...I've been to Moz about a dozen times....fortunatly only had 2 bad expereinces. One night we had stuff stolen out the boat and the other myself and my mate, as we entered Moz thru the border post, not even a 'kay behind us, we get pulled over for an 'overloaded' Jeep...we had some of our kit on the back seat. anyways my buddy , the driver erupts, swearing and performing...more so when the guy asks him...what u got for me?....he reaches out and gives a 50c coin and told him to F off. I had weird delusions of doing time in a Moz jail. Anyways the guy was so taken aback...he just waved us off. IMO, its the gamble u take when fishing these places. In good old GP the risks are higher u get hijacked in your driveway...
 

KLIPVIS

Sealiner
I ' ve been there twice , first time no probs , second time got stopped twice and I greeted with hows it my brother and offered them a cooldrink before they got full of shit.So we have been lucky.One of my friends was stopped because the officer could hear he was traveling to fast , HAHAHAHHA.He paid a R100 spot fine.

Dont throw your toys , but sometimes it is not that simple.These guys make onces trip a nightmare and I just wanna get out of there asap , which is a pity.
 

leonard williams

Senior Member
MOZZIE REPELLANT haha.nort, the owners of the blue anchor inn gave us their number and said they would drive out with the commander of maputo police station and catch these guys,cos apparently they are fake police.but they are planning to catch these guys....but i rate it will never stop.ya garricks right,they only stop guys who got the kiff cabs and the owes with boats and ski's.but they stop you at the control post then they probably radio to the guys abve and they try squeeeeeeeeeze more money out of you.so when you go to mozzi again carry cash with you or you could be there all day and you wont get your licence back unless you pay them.ya you can plan the date buy you cat plan the weather hay.who watched esa last night?yo yo yo,next destination for me is kilrow ruins.chow
 
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