My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said;
"Fried chicken." She said; I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been
right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what had happened,
and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they
love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me
to the principal's office. I told him what happened,
and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live
animal was. I told her it was chicken. She then asked me - Why?
Just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's
office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I just don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but
my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked everyone
in the class to tell her - 'Which famous person we admire most.?'
I told her: " Colonel Sanders...Guess where the hell I am again.................??? ''
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said;
"Fried chicken." She said; I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been
right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what had happened,
and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they
love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me
to the principal's office. I told him what happened,
and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live
animal was. I told her it was chicken. She then asked me - Why?
Just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's
office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I just don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but
my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked everyone
in the class to tell her - 'Which famous person we admire most.?'
I told her: " Colonel Sanders...Guess where the hell I am again.................??? ''