missing fisherman

[sparky]

did you guys hear about the gay fisherman who went missing off the coast in the

western cape?

luckily ,they found him in George.

 

[fef]

I know this 2 Scottish lads.Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.They were made for each other!

 

[sparky]

classic, fef. heard this one on the radio yesterday:
what do you do when a bird craps on your windshield?
-don't take her out again.

 

[fef]

LOL.
What do you do when you come home and find our wife in the lounge instead of the kitchen?
Shorten the leash!