My 2e Grootskub vir die dag 1,2kg op Salmo hornet 4f Black tiger.
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE ADVISORY......
In light of the increasing number of bear confrontations with outdoors persons, the National Park
Service advises all outdoor persons (hunters, fishermen, hikers, campers,
etc...) to sew small silver bells to their clothing to prevent them from startling any bears. It is
further recommended that all outdoors persons carry pepper spray for their protection.
These persons should also familiarize themselves with the sign of these animals and should for
example know the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces.
Black bear feces are small and contain berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear feces are much larger
and contain small silver bells and smell like pepper spray.
My 3e Grootskub gele 2kg Salmo Hornet Red crawdad. [url=http://www.extremeangler.co.za./images/fbfiles/images/DSC00311a.JPG][img]http://www.extremeangler.co.za./images/fbfiles/images/DSC00311a.JPG[/url]
Safe Boating Tips
When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat into the water can
really mess up your carburetor.
When water skiing, never allow a feisty duck to hitch a ride on your skis.
Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you.
While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help.
When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on the guys with the
grapling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body.
Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to think about what it
does to your complexion.
Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard. Also, it's a good idea to take along something
to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. Most whales seem to enjoy Moby Dick.
Boating while intoxicated is not illegal in some states, but it's stupid in all of them
My 4e Gele net oor 2kg en 'n lekker fight op Cotton Cordell Big "O".
You might be a fisherman if...
1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good
air freshener.
2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".
4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.
6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
7) BobberStop Tackle Shop has a private line just for you.
8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.
10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.
13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.
14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.
15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.
16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone.
'n Baber nie geweeg Salmo Hornet 4f Red Crawdad.
A guy rings his boss.
I can't come to work today.
The boss asks why?
The Guy says it's my eyes.
What's wrong with your eyes the boss asks?
I just can't see myself coming to work,
so I'm going fishing instead.