Looks what these clowns have done to this Land Cru
- Thread starter Timothy Scriven
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sakkie7116
Senior Member
Julle moet nie spot nie. Ons is met Sardyntjie se Land Rover Henties toe. Op pad terug Kaap toe, net anderkant Malmesbury toe besluit daai Landy om n wobble op die propshaft op te tel. Enige iets bokant 90 km/h en jy het een helse groot vibrator onder jou. Ek reken nog altyd dat jy nie eers n landy as n skeeps anker kan gebruik nie!!!!!
All Land Rovers are like women - They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and spend more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
so that the driver can make coffee while waiting for a breakdown.
Landrovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
hulle sê 90 persent van Land Rovers wat gebou is , is nog oppad ,die ander 10% het hulle bestemming gehaal
Daars net 3 goed wat jy van die maan kan sien:
1. Great wall of China
2. Gaping tussen die blou bulle se senters, en
3. Landrover se olielekke
I always wondered why landrover called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers like; police, ambulance, doctor, Landrover SA etc.
Julle weet natuurlik jy breek nie n land Rover nie..... Jy koop hom stukkend.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a
swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.
Q: How do you make a Landy go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
so that the driver can make coffee while waiting for a breakdown.
Landrovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
hulle sê 90 persent van Land Rovers wat gebou is , is nog oppad ,die ander 10% het hulle bestemming gehaal
Daars net 3 goed wat jy van die maan kan sien:
1. Great wall of China
2. Gaping tussen die blou bulle se senters, en
3. Landrover se olielekke
I always wondered why landrover called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers like; police, ambulance, doctor, Landrover SA etc.
Julle weet natuurlik jy breek nie n land Rover nie..... Jy koop hom stukkend.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a
swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.
Q: How do you make a Landy go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Eric Cotton
Senior Member
Dirty Harry
Member
Nasty!Ek het nou lekker gelag.My self maar n toyota man.
Dirty Harry
Member
Maar wat hulle met daai land cruiser is net verkeerd.Dis onmenslik,daar's nie woorde nie.
Timothy Scriven
New member
Woerman, looks like you havn't finished your last project bud..
Timothy Scriven
New member
Bet that LC can tell many a story!
...please keep it white and stay away from any temptation to buy any porno-coloured spraycans
...please keep it white and stay away from any temptation to buy any porno-coloured spraycans
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Timothy Scriven wrote:
hahahaha, that pic was taken at its old home!!
I intend to keep it as close to original as possible and it will be white.
hahahaha, that pic was taken at its old home!!
I intend to keep it as close to original as possible and it will be white.