Koos went hunting one day and shot two springbok. He loaded them onto the back of his bakkie and was driving home when stopped by a fauna and flora warden who didnt like hunters.
The warden orded koos to show him his hunting licence, which was duly produced.
Then the warden lifted the covers of the bakkie and stuck his nose into one of the bucks anus.
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"Haaikona this is not a local springbok. Its from the free state and you need a free state licence to kill it. Do u have one ?"
Koos opened the cubby and produced one.
Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other animal and gleefully shouted:
"This one is from Lesotho. Do you have a lesotho licence? "
Koos went back to his cubby abd produced a lesotho licence.
The warden was very agitated and shouted: "where the hell do u come from?"
Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles, bent forward and said:
"Ruik self jou moer....jys mos die expert !"
The warden orded koos to show him his hunting licence, which was duly produced.
Then the warden lifted the covers of the bakkie and stuck his nose into one of the bucks anus.
...
"Haaikona this is not a local springbok. Its from the free state and you need a free state licence to kill it. Do u have one ?"
Koos opened the cubby and produced one.
Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other animal and gleefully shouted:
"This one is from Lesotho. Do you have a lesotho licence? "
Koos went back to his cubby abd produced a lesotho licence.
The warden was very agitated and shouted: "where the hell do u come from?"
Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles, bent forward and said:
"Ruik self jou moer....jys mos die expert !"