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Ryan

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HUH...........Need some of that sheet you smokin bru - or you been at Deons secret "dip" stash again?
 
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Ryan

Sealiner
Yeah that's the one - how kewl is that hat huh - they are going to become a "Hot item in South Africa now..

The thang is so "big" that I have to hide it with those paws otherwise I would be beating the ladies off....Who says roids shrink the jewels???
 
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One Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph.. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing.
 
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