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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
> She knocked on the door then immediately
> walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
> Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
> 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
> work.'
> The daughter-in-law answered.
> ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law
> exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
> explained.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
> 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she
> explained.
> 'Every time he sees me in this dress,
> he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for
> hours.'
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
> undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
> dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
> on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
> and saw her lying there so provocatively.
> ' What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for
> dinner?'
> She knocked on the door then immediately
> walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
> Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
> 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
> work.'
> The daughter-in-law answered.
> ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law
> exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
> explained.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
> 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she
> explained.
> 'Every time he sees me in this dress,
> he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for
> hours.'
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
> undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
> dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
> on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
> and saw her lying there so provocatively.
> ' What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for
> dinner?'
[align=center]I just know that every man will love this [/align]
[align=center] and only the few brave women will actually pass it on?!
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'If women are so damn perfect at multitasking [/align]
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[align=center]and sex at the same time?' [/align]
[align=center] and only the few brave women will actually pass it on?!
The best saying of the decade (if not the century)! [/align]
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'If women are so damn perfect at multitasking [/align]
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[align=center]and sex at the same time?' [/align]
Cracker jack
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That dog is just taking advantage of the situation - Jumping it while its still warm!
Cracker jack
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Two young boys were sitting around arguing about whose dad owns the biggest farm.
The first boy said " My dads farm is "sooooo" big that if we start driving from the farmhouse at 5h30 we only reach the first fence post at about 18h00.
The second boy replied "We also once owned a k@k bakkie like that!"
The first boy said " My dads farm is "sooooo" big that if we start driving from the farmhouse at 5h30 we only reach the first fence post at about 18h00.
The second boy replied "We also once owned a k@k bakkie like that!"
a blonde and her husband were kept up every night by the neighbors jack russel
so one night in a fit of rage the blonde says she has had enough and runs outside to sort the dog out
a little while later she comes in dirty and disheveled but with a smile on her fae, problem is the dog is still barking.
so the dutiful hubby tells her the dog is still barking.
she answers: i know but now the dog is in our yard lets see how they like it
so one night in a fit of rage the blonde says she has had enough and runs outside to sort the dog out
a little while later she comes in dirty and disheveled but with a smile on her fae, problem is the dog is still barking.
so the dutiful hubby tells her the dog is still barking.
she answers: i know but now the dog is in our yard lets see how they like it
Cracker jack
New member
Die meisie bring haar nuwe kêrel vir die eerste keer huis toe vir ete.
Halfpad deur die maaltyd sê die jong man: "Hene tannie, dit is beslis die lekkerste viskoekies wat ek nog ooit geeet het.
"Met die pomp die meisie hom hard in die ribbekas met haar elmboog en fluister hard:
"EET MET JOU ANDER HAND, DIS ACTUALLY PAMPOENKOEKIES!"
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Cracker jack
New member
It was a sunny Sunday morning on the first hole at Erinvale Golf course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement,
"Would that MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the MEN'S tee."
I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:
"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee back up to the MEN'S tee, PLEASE!"
Finally, I stopped, turned and looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike. I cupped my hands
and shouted back,
"Would the knob in the clubhouse please shut the hell up and let me play my second shot!?"
"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement,
"Would that MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the MEN'S tee."
I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:
"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee back up to the MEN'S tee, PLEASE!"
Finally, I stopped, turned and looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike. I cupped my hands
and shouted back,
"Would the knob in the clubhouse please shut the hell up and let me play my second shot!?"
[color=#006600]Deon Brits [/color]wrote:
Bwooohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Ja o pap-gooier!!!!