How to get a black eye in a pub...

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awsum

Senior Member
Walked into a pub last night, there were 2 large girls drinking at the counter, noticed they had strange accents so I asked them “ Hi are you 2 girls from Scotland?”
One of them then screamed at me “its Wales you idiot, Wales!!”
So I immediately apologized and said "are you 2 whales from Scotland?"
 
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bronxie

Senior Member
Good one....

Was sitting at my local pub the other night and watching rugby, Wales playing France. This vrot chap sitting next to me blurts out 'Agg Wales,the ONLY bladdy good things that come from Wales, are whores and rugby players....nothing else.

A chap sitting next to him looking very pissed off says 'excuse me my wife's Welsh'....pointing towards his now also pissed off looking missus...Oke replies nonchalantly...that so,what position does she play ?
 
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