Lol.....don't even talk about woman, my mate met some girl few days back and he invited her to my drinking hole "The Red's Dros". I don't know why he had to drag her to my spot....hate that.
Anyways, she has a friend who i ended up with for some strange reason, i was hapilly sitting and having my drink when all of a sudden my evening ended and i could smell disaster! For some strange reason i was put up to a blind date without even knowing it? You know what that means right......i have to pay her drinks too and my bill normally runs at about R400 at a pub.
Disaster disaster disaster....
I live right oposite the d@mn dros and he brought them into my "Turf". Like it wasn't enough that she missed a couple of front teath i got drunk and took her home, she then thought it the right time to get a panic / ashma attack!!!
Man my head hurts and i paid almost R600 bucks for a panic attack.
Like it wasn't enough my ex-girlfriend came looking for me and found me with this girl.....why do i always end up explaining myself to girls that i previously dumped?
I give up, just throw me in a floattube and set it on fire!
Problem is that you need to get people really drunk in order not to remember where u live!
My ex-girlfriend calls me Charlie Harper (2 and a half men).