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CHOCKNEL

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Oom Simon,, Ek drink deesdae my pille reg om,,, so ek issi meer so baie koekoes ni,,, En besides,, vra jou Tjomme is Swakop,, hulle ken my almal,,, Danki almal,, ja ek is terug,, maar ai tog,, ek het so min tyd vir alles,, wil meer hier kom kuier,,,
 

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Joker

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Welkom Terug,Chocknel.

Ok die waarheid the se, daar is maar min dinge wat uitgevind was deur mense wat "gewoonweg" dink.

Ek het meeste van die posts gelees. Dis nou die wat nie verwyder was nie :)
 

CHOCKNEL

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Joker wrote:
Welkom Terug,Chocknel.

Ok die waarheid the se, daar is maar min dinge wat uitgevind was deur mense wat "gewoonweg" dink.

Ek het meeste van die posts gelees. Dis nou die wat nie verwyder was nie :)
Danki Ouboet,, jaaa,, en toe in my afwesigheid gaan doen ek mos toe nou daai skryf ding,, 5 x kort erg humor stories,, en n lang verhaal,, laat di lotself publiseer want nimand wou aan n biker vat wat n veld betree waarvan hy nou net mooi sweet f,,,, all weet ni,, en suprise suprise,, daar doen di boeki sommer baie baie goed,, en nou het ek al n boek vol van sulke kommentare gekry,,, Ek is nou n Larney,, ek drink Des Fontaine JP · Volg tans · Financial Planner and Tax Practictioner by Self-Employed
Yes, the language may be rough at places. Yes, the topics may be a little off the beaten track at places. Yes you are warned on page 1 that this for grown ups with grown up reactions. Then comes "Snoepie Goete". WOW, what a story.
Snoepie Goete is told with such passion, such conviction, such honesty one can only wonder where the real reality and the fiction divide. One can't help asking: "is this a true story, could it be true, is this just a story?" I doubt if even the hardest, meanest person out there won't feel a little tug at his heartstrings reading the story.
It is not a book about grammer, sentence structure, political correctness. Is is a honest piece of work, completed with conviction and for the enjoyment of all (even us khakis).
Once I started reading, I couldn't stop and I can't wait for the sequal.
Well done my friend, don't stop. You still have many stories that today's youth need to hear ....
Antwoord · Hou hiervan · Volg Plasing · 28 Augustus om 08:03 NMmy tee met my pinki inni lug,,,
 

Abaddon

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Having been here all these years, the name rings a bell - sadly I have to admit, I do not know any of the controversial threads, may well have read em but do not recall.

From what I have read in this thread, certainly an individual that I can relate to and would thoroughly enjoy getting to know.

Absolutely want a copy of that book.

To say welcome back is hardly correct, welcome home Chock !!
 

CHOCKNEL

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Abaddon wrote:
Having been here all these years, the name rings a bell - sadly I have to admit, I do not know any of the controversial threads, may well have read em but do not recall.

From what I have read in this thread, certainly an individual that I can relate to and would thoroughly enjoy getting to know.

Absolutely want a copy of that book.

To say welcome back is hardly correct, welcome home Chock !!
Thank you Ouboet for a very objective comment.. It is refreshingly lekker to come back to a Forum and NOT being attacked within minutes of arriving.. As I have only been involved with the internet for the last 4 years I could never really figure out why do I always get hammered by a certain "TYPE" off person.. Being a Oke that was never known as one who will stand back for any fight,, and having the gift of the Gap,, I have this perculiar gift to take said persons comment,, reshuffle it and through it right back at them.. The end result would usely be I made an utter Fool of said person,, Then the fire works would start,, The gang ups against me,, (Which was by far the minority of members) and it wont be long and I,m banned.. As a matter of fact,, I was banned here from this site at least 5 times.. What I,m telling you here is not to impress you with "I was right and they where wrong" NO,, What I want to emphasize is as follows,, I WILL NEVER start a argument or a fight,, but once started by whom ever,, I refuse to back down.. That is the long and short of it all.. Yes,, my book is doing exceptionally well,, keeping in mind that not a single publisher wanted to touch me with a pole but I was so convinced that I have a stori to tell that I paid for the print myself and litterly started selling my book door to door so to speak on Facebook,, Then the comments started coming in,, I was so convinced that these comments must be from a book with the same name as mine cause it was unbelievably good.. Then Simon Fourie from Bike SA thought it good to publish one of the humor stories in the Bike SA of May this year,, Since then my book has been feutured and discussed on a continious basis for the last 5 issues taking up more than 10 pages in the letter collums.. I got numerous absolutely fantastic comments from readers across the complete readers spectrum and here I talk off Writters,, many graduetes,,even a language proffesor,,Jan Alleman,,conservative Ladies over 60,, Bikers,, you name it,, its there,, and offcourse two absolute negative comments,, guess what these okes has in commen with the other two negative comments I have up to now received,, NOT ONE OF THEM,, BY THEIR OWN SUBMISSION,, HAS READ MY BOOK,, They base their comments mostly on hearsay and my laungage use,, but keep in mind,, I have been commpliment in numerous comments on the lack of hard core swear words,, .. Being a controversiol caracter all my life,, I did what I do good,, I took all the writting and established grammer rules,, threw it out the window and started writting a book straight from the heart..The book consists of 5 x humor (to the extreme) in the same category as Tolla Van Der Merwe and the main story,, Snoepi goete,, It is this story that plays of between a Hard core Biker and a sweet innocent Girl of 18,, this two has to hit the road within minutes after the Biker had a "Oepsie" with the cops and within minutes our Biker was the most wanted cremanel in the country(The Oepsie was off course the result of the Biker refusing to be intemadated and just stood his ground,, sounds familiar???) This is the story that the good poeple freaks out about,, You know Ouboet,, to be told by readers that this story must be read by the youth for what is to be learned from it,, That Ouboet,, goes down well.. Point off interest,, my book has been on E books for 4 days and I have onto a thousand hits already,, that one goes down very well indeed,, But the cherry on top of it all??? This week alone,, I was contacted by 2 big publishers,, the very same ones who would not touch me with a pole!!!!!!!Can we talk about publishing your book??? My answer would be forth coming sometime in the very distant future!!!!Lastly,, from all the comments I have received to date,, Above is about as close to the truth as one can get,, Ouboet I will be in contact with you via a PM,, But thanks again for being objective... (Please axcuse my spelling but english is not my first language and in afrikaans I just do not care a F!"£,,
 

CHOCKNEL

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This foto from the first time something about my book was published in Bike SA May 2013,, is was what started the ball rolling!!!!!
 

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thika

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So ek sien jy is n *hardcore* biker

Is dit omdat jy nog nooit n kar gehad het nie?

En wats die storie oor die 18 jaar oud chick?

Ek is en ken baie bikers

Hulle hoef niemand te impress nie
 

CHOCKNEL

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thika wrote:
So ek sien jy is n *hardcore* biker

Is dit omdat jy nog nooit n kar gehad het nie?

En wats die storie oor die 18 jaar oud chick?

Ek is en ken baie bikers

Ek gaan ni my tyd mors om jou te antwoord ni,, dis tog duidelik dat jy weer soos altyd uit is om my te prevoke,,maar kortliks,, en hierdi gaan jou dag maak,, Nee ek is n poefterki met n trapfietts wat ek gister gekoop het en vandag leer om te ry,,,ja ek het nog nooit in kar gehad ni,, in fact ek het nog nooit in n kar gery ni,, ek is te bang,,, se nou net di ding se brieke fail,, wat dan??? ek hick as ek erens wil kom,,,Di stori oor di agtienjarige chick,, wel sy is n Vrou,, sy het twee goete op haar bors wat ons ouens ni het ni,, en dan is daar nog n paar dinge wat ook anners is,,,wat wil jy nog weet??? Goed,, ek hoop dit antwoord jou vrae,, Ek wil nou net weet?? is jou volgende noou om n paar van jou saamlopers te kry,, teen my op te gang,, en my dan weer di vark in di verhaal te maak??? Ek het jou pos rapporteer aan admin en nou wil ek graag sien wat daarvan kom!!!! Maar ek vrae jou nou baie baie mooi,, Los my uit,, ek skuld jou niks,, gaan verby,, gaan maak my so sleg soos jy wil tusen jou tjomme,, MAAR OM GODS NAAM LOS MY UIT!!!! OM GODS NAAM LOS MY UIT<< OM GODS NAAM LOS MY UIT<< OM GODS NAAM LOS MY UIT
 

CHOCKNEL

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Ek het nou nog een verder gegaan,, ek het n PM aan Emperor gestuur waar ek hom baie mooi vra om met jou,, Thinka te praat om my uit te los,,ek glo wragtag dat dit ni n onbillike versoek is ni,,, ek kan onthou dat daar erens n funksi is war iemand Ignoreer,,, sal iemand so goed wees om my net met dit lim te maak asseblief,, ek wil vir Thinka ignoreer soos n kanker,,
 

CHOCKNEL

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CHOCKNEL wrote:
Ek het nou nog een verder gegaan,, ek het n PM aan Emperor gestuur waar ek hom baie mooi vra om met jou,, Thinka te praat om my uit te los,,ek glo wragtag dat dit ni n onbillike versoek is ni,,, ek kan onthou dat daar erens n funksi is war iemand Ignoreer,,, sal iemand so goed wees om my net met dit lim te maak asseblief,, ek wil vir Thinka ignoreer soos n kanker,,
Ek het di ignore button bo thinka se naam gedruk,, beteken dit dat hy net van my screen af is of is hy in toetaal van almal se screen af sover hierdi pos aangaan????
 

Simen

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Ok, dis die eerste stap om 'n post te rapporteer en die ignore button te gebruik, Thika sal nie op enige van jou posts verskyn nie.

Kom ons los dit vir eers daar, maar ek hou die hele aangeleentheid dop

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CHOCKNEL

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Simen wrote:
Ok, dis die eerste stap om 'n post te rapporteer en die ignore button te gebruik, Thika sal nie op enige van jou posts verskyn nie.

Kom ons los dit vir eers daar, maar ek hou die hele aangeleentheid dop

ADMIN "S"
Baie baie Danki Ouboet Simen,, Ek is di eerste om te se ek en jy het ni altyd Eyeball tot eyeball gesien ni,, maar dis water onder di brug en ek salueer jou vir hierdi kommentaar en terugvoer,, Ek gee ni om om lughartig met mense gat te skeer ni,, en ons het lekker gelag al met my se goed,, maar ek is gatvol,, in so n mate ek kan opgooi,, vir mense wat my geen bestaansrag gee net omdat hulle ni van my hou ni,, ek sal by di reels bly en elke negatiewe aanval op my rapporteer tot di mense besef ek is maar net nog n ou hier,, contraversial,, ja,, daaroor stry ek ni maar dit gee niemand di reg om my persoon aan te val ni,, lekker aand verder,,,
 
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