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khalaharikid
Sealiner
Pre packed frog garden
[color=#006600]deisel[/color] wrote:
Exactly wat i said! LOL
[glow=red]Sorry guys but this is a Ripper[/glow]
A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave
> together.
> They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's
> lustful
> desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when
> the young
> woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to
> have a
> piss. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests
> she go behind
> a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
> As he
> waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down
> voluptuous
> legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed.
> Unable to contain
> his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a
> gap in the
> foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings
> his hand
> further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great
> astonishment, he
> finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage
> hanging between her legs.
>
>
>
> He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your s3x!?
>
> ³ No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh1t
> instead.
A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave
> together.
> They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's
> lustful
> desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when
> the young
> woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to
> have a
> piss. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests
> she go behind
> a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
> As he
> waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down
> voluptuous
> legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed.
> Unable to contain
> his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a
> gap in the
> foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings
> his hand
> further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great
> astonishment, he
> finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage
> hanging between her legs.
>
>
>
> He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your s3x!?
>
> ³ No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a sh1t
> instead.
KillerWhale
Senior Member
lol
