fishcakes

[mahomedhoosein]

A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you? "
"I was with Jessica." He replied.
"What were you doing?"
"We were revising."
After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes arelovely."
Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're donuts."
 

 

[misguide]

Sounds like a fishy story to me!   :merm

 

[Wernerh]

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken,
You don't know what you've been licking, Oh boy.