Fancy dress

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Wayne

Sealiner
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy
>> > > >dress party.
>> > > >
>> >
>> > >He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg
>> > > >so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
>> > > >
>> > > >Dear Sir , Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
>> > > >handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
> leg
>> > > >you will be just right as a pirate.
>> > > >
>> > > >The man thinks this is terrible because they have
> emphasised his
>> > > >disability
>> > > >and he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he
> receives
>> > > >another parcel and note:
>> > > >
>> > > >Dear Sir,
>> > >
>> >
>> > > >Sorry about the previous parcel, please find enclosed a
> monk's
>>habit,
>> > > >the long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald
> head you
>> > > >will really look the part of a monk.
>> > > >
>> > > >The man is utterly furious now because the company has gone
> from
>> > > >emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald
> head.
>> > > >
>> > > >So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
>> > > >
>> > > >A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company
> with
>> > > >an accompanying letter:
>> > > >
>> > > >Dear Sir,
>> > > >Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of
> syrup
>> > > >over your bald head. Stick your
>>wooden leg up your arse and go as a
>> > > >toffee apple.
 
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