> > A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders
> > mating.
> > "Daddy,what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> > "They're mating,"her father replied.
> > "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"she asked.
> > "That's a daddy longlegs."her father answered.
> > "So,the other one is a mommy longlegs?"the little girl asked.
> > "No,her father replied."Both of them are daddy longlegs."
> > The little girl thought for a moment,then took her foot and stamped
> > them flat.
> > "Well,we're not having THAT moffie kak in our garden!"
> > mating.
> > "Daddy,what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> > "They're mating,"her father replied.
> > "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"she asked.
> > "That's a daddy longlegs."her father answered.
> > "So,the other one is a mommy longlegs?"the little girl asked.
> > "No,her father replied."Both of them are daddy longlegs."
> > The little girl thought for a moment,then took her foot and stamped
> > them flat.
> > "Well,we're not having THAT moffie kak in our garden!"