CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY...
Man who wants pretty nurse,
must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web,
leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must
beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's'
leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to
conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car
gets tired,
man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get
good run for money.
War does not determine who is
right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a
crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is
bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high
on pot.
Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in
basement.
Man who fish in other man's
well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. ......
"A lion will not cheat on his
wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Man who wants pretty nurse,
must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web,
leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must
beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's'
leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to
conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car
gets tired,
man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get
good run for money.
War does not determine who is
right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a
crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is
bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high
on pot.
Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in
basement.
Man who fish in other man's
well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. ......
"A lion will not cheat on his
wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
