Confucius says......

[Bevid]

Man who eat prunes get good run for money.


War does not determine who is right,
War determine who is left.


Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.


Man who drive like hell bound to get there.


Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


Croweded elevator smell different to midget.

 

[Waldok]

Man who runs in front of car gets tired...

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.....

 

[Bevid]

@Waldok there are plenty but I recon if I post them the man with the red pen will be here soon.

 

[FeedingFrenzy]

Man who go thru door sideways is going to Bangkok

Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent

 

[Simen]

You are so right, keep it above board

 

ADMIN "S"

 

[Bevid]

Simen wrote:

You are so right, keep it above board

 

ADMIN "S"

I didn't need cufucius to tell me either Uncle Simen.

 

[Simen]

Flatstick wrote:

Simen wrote:

You are so right, keep it above board

 

ADMIN "S"

I didn't need cufucius to tell me either Uncle Simen.

just so you guys know, I am watching you

 

[Cheetha FS]

Man with hands in pockets feel kocky all day.

 

[Bevid]

A lion will not betray his wife, but a Tiger Wood.


Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.


Man who read woman like book prefer braille.


Man who sleep like baby does not have one.


Man who smoke pot choke on handle.


Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


To make egg roll, push it.

 

[Cheetha FS]

Man who meets girl in park is good, but man who parks meat in girl is better.

 

[Bevid]

Mans wife is better half, his mistress is better whole.


Man who lay women on earth gets piece on earth.


Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.


When called an idiot it better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt.


Man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womens sink.


Man who sniffs coke gets ice cube up nose.

 

[At Last]

Woman who fly upside down, fly with clack up

 

[Bevid]

Everyone has photographic memory, some people just don't have film.


Passionate kiss like spiders webb soon lead to undoing of fly.


Marriage is like poker. You start with pair and end with full house.


Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

 

[Cheetha FS]

Flatstick wrote:

Everyone has photographic memory, some people just don't have film.


Passionate kiss like spiders webb soon lead to undoing of fly.


Marriage is like poker. You start with pair and end with full house.


Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

Bwhaaaaa....

 

[iggy]

Man who fishes in another man's pond, usually catches crabs!

 

[Bevid]

People who speak like me speak bad English.

 

[Waldok]

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

 

[Cheetha FS]

Woman who puts man in dogbox soon finds him in catbox.

 

[metroFail]

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot