little-hobo
Senior Member
Bobby Naidoo from Durbs, applies for a job as a salesman in Vrede in the
Vrystaat in a hyper store.
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back in Grey street Durban 'n all."
Well, the boss liked the indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd better
be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale
for?"
Bobby says: " R1,401,237.64"
Boss says: "Bliksem..."R1,401,237.64? F*kk*t man, what the hell did you
sell?"
Bobby stutters: "Sir Larnie Boss man, First I sell him the small
fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large
fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear 'n all.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the coast,
so I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in the Indian Ocean
cause I'm Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the
boating department and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then he said
he didn't think his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying true 'a all,
so I took him down to our jammy automotive department and sell him that
4X4 Hilux double-cab with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I then get to ask
him where he'll be staying 'n all, and since he han no possi to kip, I
took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6
sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should
throw in about a R1000 worth of groceries and two cases of beer and I'm
scheming that's lekka 'n all and I gave him discount.."
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook
and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of Tampons
for his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekends stuffed 'n
all, you might just as well go fishing
Vrystaat in a hyper store.
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back in Grey street Durban 'n all."
Well, the boss liked the indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd better
be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale
for?"
Bobby says: " R1,401,237.64"
Boss says: "Bliksem..."R1,401,237.64? F*kk*t man, what the hell did you
sell?"
Bobby stutters: "Sir Larnie Boss man, First I sell him the small
fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large
fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear 'n all.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the coast,
so I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in the Indian Ocean
cause I'm Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the
boating department and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then he said
he didn't think his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying true 'a all,
so I took him down to our jammy automotive department and sell him that
4X4 Hilux double-cab with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I then get to ask
him where he'll be staying 'n all, and since he han no possi to kip, I
took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6
sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should
throw in about a R1000 worth of groceries and two cases of beer and I'm
scheming that's lekka 'n all and I gave him discount.."
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook
and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of Tampons
for his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekends stuffed 'n
all, you might just as well go fishing