Just stumbled on this.
The fridge story just brought back memories. I, too, locked myself in an old GE fridge that was in our back yard. Playing hide-and-seek, you see. Nobody could find me. Then I panicked. By the time the door was opened, I was close to passing out.
My nephew discovered female toes

Those ones with the red nail polish
We were sitting around a big table, having lunch, one day. People were chatting away until one "fine" lady gave a shrill. The place went quiet and all eyes were focussed on her. She nearly fell backwards on her chair to get "away" from her "problem".
Needless to say, my nephew was under the table.
Oh, he likes licking well pedicured toes.

Horny little bugger, I say.
