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Boss: Where were you born? Philemon: Zimbabwe. Boss: which part? Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe. Philemon and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car. Friend: What would you do if the bomb...

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some luke warm water over it." Wife texts back: "Computer completely damaged now."

This story appeared in our local rag on Friday,some guys took out a new rubber duck for a test and were trolling a few rapalas a kilo off shore hoping for some Bonnies when one bloke spotted a fin,thinking its a big shark they started reeling in but the marlin took one of the lines and took...

Yesterday 3 eleven year olds lifted a cd out the shop were my wife works,they were caught by the security and caught on the in store cameras,cops were called and cases were opened and kids were released to parents,then some bleeding heart decided that she thought the kids rights were violated...

I was reading a interesting article,Malin Pinsky of Stanford Uni did a study of 37 overfished species and 51 lesser fished species,thinking that the badly overfished species would remain genetically diversified,but he found that there was 18% fewer genetic variants,bottom line is if the gene...

Nissan maxima auto for sale,1992 full house ,FSH only 112000km showroom condition,has a problem with elec windows Great car for towing R33 000.00 onco

How Men Change After 6 long, long Years ................ The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? Back from Work: After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! After 6...

River boat with 25 yammie on galv trailer(no papers),with bouyancy ticket {Sorry for pics,cant keep the berries off the boat)

My boet came from PE for the weekend,brought a duck that he paid next to nothing for,so we decided to test it out on the river as the SE was howling. took a throw net with to see if there were any prawns,got none but got this fella in the net,not sure if it a kingie or Gt but sure dont belong in...

I need a Bantam bakkie to be driven from PE to Port Alfred,if any PE guys are coming this way in the next few days,the vehicle is at my brothers work place in Old Cape road Give me a ring 082 417 0734,will really appreciate it otherwise it means me trying to get a lift to go and fetch it

i am posting here and not in the wanted section as no one reads that I am looking for a car in the 20 to 25k region,I like the corolas or golfs but will look at others In PE or East londen region,might travel further if its a good buy,please dont tell me to look on Gumtree(LOL) am doing that...

i have posted this before,but it has raised its head again with our local R&S league comp last weekend,someone walked away with the heaviest bag having caught 4 cob,shouldnt bag limits apply to catch and release as well. In my opinion there is no garuantee that all 4 fish survived,so in worst...

I will no longer be a member of Sealine,this is a fantastic site,but I do not make excuses for my beliefs. In the Aliens thread questions about evolution were asked to which I responded,I am sorry if I offended anyone,sorry Glenn for having your thread locked ,although I cant see what was so...

Can anyone help,I have started playing a game called FarCry on my PC but have come to a point were I am stuck,I dont normally play games but this one has got me addicted ,until the fish start biting that is LOL

4.2m canoe including drybuckets,very stable,excellent condition Ideal for light tackle estuary fishing R3500.00 onco

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In todays Herald a body of a man that drowned on Sunday was found in Port Elizabeth.Most of the body was eaten by sharks. Condolenses to the family

I cant seem to find any reports on the RASSPL in JBay this weekend,I thought they had their own site, but I cant find it

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Congrats to all the lekker catches posted this morning,I am still kicking myself for loosing what I think was a monster steenie. Went down to the pier on Sat arvie armed with my 12ft Elbe and Shimmie 15/30 to target some elf,after a hour and no elf,one landed by some other chap,I changed tactic...