You know you a bass fisherman when
-Your boat is worth more than your house! -Your boat costs 5 times more than your work car.
-You have more money invested in rods than you do in your work car.
-You own more boats than vehicles.
-Every vacation you take involves fishing.
-You save one day of vacation incase your buddy asks you to go on a fishing trip.
- Your parents would discipline you by withholding fishing privellages when you were younger and it was worse than getting hit.
- You've played poker for fishing tackle
- You've threatened to break off a relationship if she tried to get in the way of fishing trips.
- You could recognize a pro fisherman before alot of other pro athletes
- You've paddled a canoe with a shovel because you lost the paddle but you wanted to fish any way.
- your fridgerator has a "magnetic bass" on it.
- you don't care if your bait and food fridge are one and the same.
- you could tie on a hook before your own shoes
-you hit your wife when you dream about "setting the hook"
-when ever someone says "got one" you uncontrolably shout "get the net"
-You keep up on your fishing log better than you do your checkbook.
-You use your fishing log to create detailed pie charts and graphs showing how many days per month you fish, number of Bass over 18", average number of fish per outing, which dams you fish the most, and how this year compares to the previous years.
-Someone asks, "so you been fishing much?" and you say, "17 out of 22 days this month so far", without even thinking about it.
-You have a hard time driving 13 ks to town to get groceries but drive 30-180 ks to go fishing at the drop of a hat.
-You won't allow your wife to spend R1000 to buy some nice yard decorations but you gladly fork over the money when the tilt/trim motor needs to be replaced on your outboard. (today
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-You start a Bass league just so you have an excuse to get on the water a few more times each year.
-you swam to get your lure out of a snag
-you stare into the dam endlessly and even get others to join into this madness!
-you own more tackle boxes than luggage
-You've ever referred to your wife as "a trophy bass".
-YOU VISIT SEALINE 4 TIMES OR MORE DURING THE DAY .....enjoy...
-Your boat is worth more than your house! -Your boat costs 5 times more than your work car.
-You have more money invested in rods than you do in your work car.
-You own more boats than vehicles.
-Every vacation you take involves fishing.
-You save one day of vacation incase your buddy asks you to go on a fishing trip.
- Your parents would discipline you by withholding fishing privellages when you were younger and it was worse than getting hit.
- You've played poker for fishing tackle
- You've threatened to break off a relationship if she tried to get in the way of fishing trips.
- You could recognize a pro fisherman before alot of other pro athletes
- You've paddled a canoe with a shovel because you lost the paddle but you wanted to fish any way.
- your fridgerator has a "magnetic bass" on it.
- you don't care if your bait and food fridge are one and the same.
- you could tie on a hook before your own shoes
-you hit your wife when you dream about "setting the hook"
-when ever someone says "got one" you uncontrolably shout "get the net"
-You keep up on your fishing log better than you do your checkbook.
-You use your fishing log to create detailed pie charts and graphs showing how many days per month you fish, number of Bass over 18", average number of fish per outing, which dams you fish the most, and how this year compares to the previous years.
-Someone asks, "so you been fishing much?" and you say, "17 out of 22 days this month so far", without even thinking about it.
-You have a hard time driving 13 ks to town to get groceries but drive 30-180 ks to go fishing at the drop of a hat.
-You won't allow your wife to spend R1000 to buy some nice yard decorations but you gladly fork over the money when the tilt/trim motor needs to be replaced on your outboard. (today
-You start a Bass league just so you have an excuse to get on the water a few more times each year.
-you swam to get your lure out of a snag
-you stare into the dam endlessly and even get others to join into this madness!
-you own more tackle boxes than luggage
-You've ever referred to your wife as "a trophy bass".
-YOU VISIT SEALINE 4 TIMES OR MORE DURING THE DAY .....enjoy...
