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Sex-life Insurance:

 

Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life

insurance, but more specifically Sex-Life Insurance.

 

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

 

 

 

      Option 1

 

      If you sleep with you wife

 

            -         Legal & General

 

 

 

      Option 2:

 

      If you sleep with your wife in your car

 

            -         Auto & General

 

 

 

      Option 3:

 

      If you sleep with someone else's wife:

 

            -         Mutual & Federal

 

 

 

      Option 4:

 

      Sleeping with your mother-in-law

 

            -         Old Mutual

 

 

 

      Option 5:

 

      If you sleep with a Bushman-girl

 

            -         San-Lam

 

 

 

      Option 6:

 

      Sleeping with more than one person at the same time

 

            -         Prestasie or Multiplex

 

 

 

      Option 7:

 

      Taking advantage of the person you sleep with

 

            -         Liberty Life

 

 

 

      Option 8:

 

      Man sleeping with another man

 

            -         Hollard

 

 

 

      Option 9:

 

      Having sex on the spur of the moment

 

            -         Momentum

 

 

 

      Option 10:

 

      Sleeping with your ex-wife

 

            -         Outsurance

 

 

 

      Option 11:

 

      Sleeping with a prostitute

 

            -         Budget

 
 
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