Girlfriend

[kayak adict]

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, 'Its not working, I cant take it any more, I'm going to my mothers place.
I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold.....What the hell is she talking about?

 

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[G.I.JOE]

.MEN!!!??!!! Oi wei…

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:


A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
And if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."

(If you're female, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Males will get it the first time!