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- Ons is altyd laat. We would have missed all 4 flights. - We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves. - Met free kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll sommer forget why we're there. - We praat with our hands, so we'll continually be putting the weapons down. - We would ALL want...

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine...

‘n Maand na Koos se troue vra Piet: "En hoe gaan dit met die getroude lewe? " "Nee wat goed" se Piet. "Ons gaan binnekort ‘n klein, vet, skreeuende, tandlose dingetjie in die huis hê." "Dis wonderlik!!" se Piet. "Is jou vrou dan swanger?" Koos: "Nee, my skoonma trek in.....!!!" 'n Boer...

Daar was 'n jewellery shop lanksie "Promonade Mall". Die eienaar vanie winkel het 'n papagaai gehet as 'n pet, en hy het die papagaai elke oggend by venstergesit vanie winkel. Elke oggend het daar soe 'n lelike vet vrou daar verby geloep en elke oggend het die papagaai vir haar gesệ: "Tjy...

:::S It was 1988 when selling fish in Cape Town was more then just a job. "Dit was een Vrydag na middag, ou Hennie het 'n bakkie vol vis. Hy het al amper al sy vis verkoop totdat daar net 'n paar visse oor is, doe "stomp-neus". Hy loop so deur een van die strate waar daar Flats is. Hy skree...