Think before you speak...Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the lastone is great!Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take thewords back...Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....FIRST TESTIMONY:I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow andasked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow j *b?"I turned around and walked back out and never went back.My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.SECOND TESTIMONY:I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.After browsing for several minutes,I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at thestore. He asked if he could help me.Without thinking, I looked at him and said , "I think I like playingwith men's balls."THIRD TESTIMONY:My sister and I were at the mall andpassed by a store that sold avariety of candy and nuts.As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counterasked if we needed any help.I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."My sister started to laugh hysterically.The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.To this day, my sister has never let me forget.FOURTH TESTIMONY :While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to releasesome pent-up energy and ran amok.I was finally able to grab hold ofher after receiving looks of disgustand annoyance from other patrons.I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would bepunished.To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just asthreatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandmathat I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with mydaughter in tow.The last thing I heard asthe door closed behind me,were screams of laughter.FIFTH TESTIMONY:Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and Iwas on him constantly One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunchin between errands.It was very busy, with a full dining room.While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course Ichecked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don'thave any clean clothes with me."Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?""No," he replied.I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell wasgetting worse.So, I asked one more time,"Danny, did you have an accident?"This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread hischeeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, hecalmly pulled up his pants and sat down.An older couple made me feel better,thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and avery embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likelythink before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any?We had a female news anchor who,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to theweatherman and asked:"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"Not only did HE have to leave the set,but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
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This guy is not getting along so well with his wife and thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet he can get along with. So, he goes to a pet shop in search of a friend. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?""I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot.""Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me.""I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird.""Yeah?" The guy asks. "Then answer this; how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?""Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers.""Wow," says guy, "you really can understand and answer, can't you?""Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy ... and I am especially good at ornithology. You ought to buy me. I am a great companion."The guy looks at the price tag. "$200!" He says, "I can't afford that.""Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing."Nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20 just make an offer."The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by.The parrot is sensational. He's funny, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your wife and the mailman.""What?" says the guy."Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth.""What happened then?" Asks the guy."Then the mailman came into the house and lifted up the nightgown and began petting her all over," reports the parrot."Oh No!" the guy says, "Then what?""Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down on his knees and began to look at her body, starting with her breasts and slowly going down and down..."The parrot pauses for a long time. "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy."I don't know," says the parrot, "I fell off my perch."
Janecrilza was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.- Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a very desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.Janecrilza left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins"She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Janecrilza didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to seevery well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face:- GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! - One at a time....
FriendshipFriendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept overat a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at abuddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and twoclaimed that he was still there.
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her @ss in it.
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University .It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sexwith the best man.The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired aprivate detective to tail them.After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for acouple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately afterfinding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, asif nothing were wrong.His revenge-- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's andbest man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.This guy has balls the size of church bells.Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out ofthis?Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bridehumping the best man: Priceless.There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there'sMASTERCARD"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar ofJalapenos-- what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. Thehouse was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-oldgirl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while hehelped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on hisbottom. Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleenquickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the firstplace......... smack him again."*
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? ."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A$$ ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?" ...and, they lived happily ever after.
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medicalpractitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.And you're single. Just let it go."But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality. Whispering...... Dave.......Dave........Dave................you're a vet
Mornay Ruth
Senior Member
Good ones, man! Really funny!!!:hyst::hyst:
The master assasin
Banned
Hehehe
these jokes are priceless! Good one mate!
these jokes are priceless! Good one mate!A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they decide To go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his Shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and Says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did You figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make Love.
After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a GOOD dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did You figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
They get along so well that they decide To go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his Shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and Says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did You figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make Love.
After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a GOOD dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did You figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds,
I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
Man
who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Tamil Govender boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus
Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Ravi, come up here and I'll
give
you the 10 pounds that I promised."
As the teacher was giving Ravi his money, she said, "You know Ravi,
since
you're a Govender; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Ravi replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is
Business!"
I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
Man
who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Tamil Govender boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus
Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Ravi, come up here and I'll
give
you the 10 pounds that I promised."
As the teacher was giving Ravi his money, she said, "You know Ravi,
since
you're a Govender; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Ravi replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is
Business!"
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know what hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost
again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13." Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.
"I'm in sales."
He replied "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised. She said, "I sell tampons".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
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know what hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost
again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13." Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.
"I'm in sales."
He replied "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised. She said, "I sell tampons".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you."]
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get some PR.
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Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping.
MEMO
Re: Complaints
Dear Mrs. Murry,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.
15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!
And; last, but not least!
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
MEMO
Re: Complaints
Dear Mrs. Murry,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.
15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!
And; last, but not least!
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your willy is out in the wind for Everyone to see!" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa,what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
"Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma's idea."
"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your willy is out in the wind for Everyone to see!" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa,what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
"Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma's idea."
An English Priest, in an Afrikaans community, was tired of all the
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