Bobby Naidoo from Durbs, applies for a job as a salesman in Vrede innie
Vrystaat in a Hyper store.
The Manager asks: "Do you have any sales experience?"
Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back home in Grey
street Durban'n all...."
Well, the boss liked the Indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
The Manager says "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close
and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down and asks. "How many sales did
you make today?"
Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd
better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was
the sale for?"
Bobby says: " R401,237.64"
Boss says: "Bliksem...."R401, 237. 64? F*kk*t man, what the hell did
you sell?"
Bobby stutters: "Sir Larney Boss man, First I sell him the small
fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large
fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear 'n
all. Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the
coast, so I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in de Indian
Ocean cause I'm Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the
boating department and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then
he said he didn't think his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying
true 'n all, so I took him down to our jammy automotive department and
sell him that 4X4 Hilux double-cab with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I
then get to ask him where he'll be staying 'n all , and since he had
no
possi to kip, I took him to camping department and sell him one of
those
new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at
it,
I should throw in about a R100 worth of groceries and two cases of
beer
and I'm scheming that's lekka 'n all and gave him discount..."
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
Fish-hook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of
tampons
for his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekend's stuffed
'n all, you might just as well go fishing................"
Vrystaat in a Hyper store.
The Manager asks: "Do you have any sales experience?"
Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back home in Grey
street Durban'n all...."
Well, the boss liked the Indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
The Manager says "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close
and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down and asks. "How many sales did
you make today?"
Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd
better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was
the sale for?"
Bobby says: " R401,237.64"
Boss says: "Bliksem...."R401, 237. 64? F*kk*t man, what the hell did
you sell?"
Bobby stutters: "Sir Larney Boss man, First I sell him the small
fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large
fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear 'n
all. Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the
coast, so I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in de Indian
Ocean cause I'm Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the
boating department and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then
he said he didn't think his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying
true 'n all, so I took him down to our jammy automotive department and
sell him that 4X4 Hilux double-cab with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I
then get to ask him where he'll be staying 'n all , and since he had
no
possi to kip, I took him to camping department and sell him one of
those
new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at
it,
I should throw in about a R100 worth of groceries and two cases of
beer
and I'm scheming that's lekka 'n all and gave him discount..."
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
Fish-hook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of
tampons
for his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekend's stuffed
'n all, you might just as well go fishing................"