How to put a gaff thru the palm of your hand (ver1.1)
Step 1. Gaff +- 70kg yf behind the head
Step 2. Whilst waiting for 2nd gaff, hold kicking fish against boat side with gaff, using right hand only.
Step 3. Ignore the fact that 2nd gaffman is a F"£!%ing amateur, and can't seem to get the gaff into now very angry yf!
Step 4. Whilst cursing 2nd gaffman, completely disregard (or fail to see) rather large and hungry mako approaching at 400km/h
Final step......... as weight is released on gaff, due to the fact that yf is bitten off just behind the head, and shark has not been observed, try not to act surprised when right hand holding gaff shoots up and gaff impales left hand between thumb and forefinger!
Conclusion, as you are now injured, store 2nd gaffmans tardiness in memory, and when fully recovered, force him to repeatedly check fuel levels in ski boat in rough weather, as he approaches "green" status, strike him firmly (but not hard) in the stomach region, and remove yourself at speed! Then inform him that it had nothing to do with the gaff in your hand, but everything to do with misgaffing your personal best yf! (If still upset, you are perfectly within your rights to strike him repeatedly at any time without warning for a period of up to, but not including 59 years!!!)