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Life insurance salesman 1 offered potential customer cover from delivery to mortality. Salesman 2 wanted to beat this, so he offered insurance from womb to tomb. Salesman 3 not taken back offered insurance from erection to resurrection.

Hallo almal, Is hier dalk iemand wat by Helkom werk wat 'n eenvoudige administratiewe peobleem kan help regstel ? "Precious" kan dit klaarblyklik nie regkry nie en verstaan nie wat die probleem is nie. Ek sal dit geweldig waardeer. Dankie Fanie 012 661 4751

Hallo almal, Ek het 'n Penn 180 by iemand gekry. Die bussie wat die assie van die spoel vashou aan die kant (oorkant van die handvatsel) ontbreek. As iemand so iets het... of weet waar ek een kan kry ? Dankie...

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man...

n Dominee gaan tandarts toe vir 'n nuwe stel valstande. Die eerste Sondag, nadat hy die nuwe tande ontvang het, preek hy net vir 8 minute. Die volgende Sondag preek hy slegs vir 10 minute. Die derde Sondag kom en hy preek vir 2 ure en 48 minute. Die gemeente moet hom later van die...

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Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is? 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her grandfather. When he had a bad cold his wife drove the grandchild to school. That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very...

A baby seal walked into a club...

Chuck Norris is nog nooit gem03r nie want hy was nog nooit in Rustenburg nie.

In my volgende lewe wil ek 'n pikkewyn wees. As ek nie besig is om te teel nie dan vang ek vis !!!

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I have a friend who built a small sailboat and is currently motoring around some of the big dams for fun. I suggested that we do a trip sailing from Moz to say RB for the fun, it's not a long trip or anything. The problem is that it is so expensive to do something like this it's not worth...

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Geseende Kersfees. Ek is teleurgesteld dat 'n forum hierdie grootte so min lede het wat mekaar Seenwense toewens. Selfs die nwo predikant op die draadloos het vanmore 'n ander klomp snert kwytgeraak wat niks met Kersfees te doen het nie. Maar nou ja, die duiwel het baie siele nodig. Vir die...

Daar is 'n vyf part video wat handel oor die Sydney na Hobart seiljag wedstryd op Youtube wat so bietjie skeef geloop het. Dit is soms nodig om te sien hoe omstandighede kan word. 'n Goeie kyk. Soek op Youtube vir " Critical Situation Hell on High Water Part 1 " Let ook op na die life...

*Sanity Test:*   During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How  do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the  hospital.'   'Well,'  said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a  teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to...

The lady calls the police station and reports that her husband went to buy potatoes 5 days back and hasn`t returned yet..... The policeman on the phone pause and then answer: "Eish"....Madam, Why dont you cook something else.

Hi Guys, I know these people, they are friends of a friend.  Each year there are surf launch accidents, which can be prevented if calming measures could be implemented.  I have been carrying on for a long time about reefs that would do just that. For some it is a manly thing to rough it...

http://www.faze.co.za/Oom%20Pine%20se%20jag%20stories/Oom%20Pine%20se%20jag%20stories.htm Oorspronklike forum draad is hier http://jaracal.com/index.php/topic,8198.0.html    

Hi Guys, Something that may add value to your fishing or hunting experience is a knife within easy and quick reach.  I never carry a knife or even a leatherman around home or anywhere, but when I'm 'out' it's one of those things you use frequently, be it for cutting line or bait or whatever...