Married

Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
..
.. he got angry & Sent a note to his
father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible

Brilliant!

Mom in law also told me whatever you do don't bring her back!

My mother-in-law promised me a farm with a cow...still waiting for the farm.

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