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 Posted: Fri Jul 23rd, 2010 08:39 am
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***Galjoen***
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The Hormone Guide


Women will understand this! 
Men should memorize it!
 

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man needs to do, is to open his mouth, to put his life on the line!
 

This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license, in the wallet  of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! 

 

13  Things PMS Stands For: 

1.  Pass My Shotgun 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree
 


4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweatpants 

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11..  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff
 

13..  Potential  Murder Suspect
 

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 Posted: Fri Jul 23rd, 2010 09:04 am
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Riaandl
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Have some wine - I'll try that next time

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 Posted: Fri Jul 23rd, 2010 10:02 am
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reynard
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Here have some wine - exelant excuse to go get a brandy and coke to enjoy with her and her wine

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 Posted: Tue Jul 27th, 2010 10:24 pm
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Do you know the difference between PMS and Mad Cow Disease ?

No difference.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 28th, 2010 05:44 pm
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Riaandl wrote:
Have some wine - I'll try that next time



Tried it &
almost got shot for my trouble

ps This was justafter I told her I spend a very small significant large ammount on new fishing gear

jo-jo-jo
Its hard to live with the dragon lady

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 Posted: Wed Aug 18th, 2010 02:17 pm
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Vraag:Hoekom het jy soveel #$%# katrolle nodig?

Antwoord(teenvraag):Hoekom het jy soveel skoene nodig....?

 

Fout.Groot fout.......

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 Posted: Wed Aug 18th, 2010 02:20 pm
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***Galjoen***
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CARP1 wrote: Vraag:Hoekom het jy soveel #$%# katrolle nodig?

Antwoord(teenvraag):Hoekom het jy soveel skoene nodig....?

 

Fout.Groot fout.......

:hyst::hyst::hyst::hyst::uzi:uzi:uzi

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 Posted: Wed Aug 18th, 2010 02:29 pm
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***Galjoen*** wrote: CARP1 wrote: Vraag:Hoekom het jy soveel #$%# katrolle nodig?

Antwoord(teenvraag):Hoekom het jy soveel skoene nodig....?

 

Fout.Groot fout.......

:hyst::hyst::hyst::hyst::uzi:uzi:uzi

Ja-nee,soms moet daar bietjie gedink word voor die mondjie oopgaan.Veral as mamma vir Tyson geleer het om daai linker haak te gooi....

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 Posted: Wed Aug 18th, 2010 08:08 pm
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Tyrone ter bruggen
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After all those glasses of Wine she'll be to tipsy to worry about the money spent on fishing gear or the fact that i'm going on a fishing weekend with the boys...

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 Posted: Thu Aug 19th, 2010 06:56 am
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Tyrone ter bruggen wrote: After all those glasses of Wine she'll be to tipsy to worry about the money spent on fishing gear or the fact that i'm going on a fishing weekend with the boys...
Very,very true.The problem is slinking back into the house knowing she's figured out that you played the angle.....

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