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 Posted: Wed May 16th, 2007 12:44 pm
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Little Green Fish
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
     The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

     Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grandad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. "

     The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating"

     Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated.

     The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

     Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

     Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but she is so big up there she can only fasten eight." 

    The teacher sat down and cried!!!!!!

Last edited on Wed May 16th, 2007 12:44 pm by Little Green Fish

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