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 Posted: Fri May 11th, 2007 05:15 pm
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Ashen
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Location: Richards Bay, South Africa
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             Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !                       
                                                                           
                 How many men does it take to open a beer?                 
               None. It should be opened when she brings it.               
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         Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?        
   Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably   
                       never be able to support you.                       
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                  Why do women have smaller feet than men?                 
            It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows            
                 Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.                 
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       How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?       
          When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."          
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                      How do you fix a woman's watch?                      
                  You don't. There is a clock on the oven.                 
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                      Why do men fart more than women?                     
                 Because women can't shut up long enough to                
                      Build up the required pressure.                      
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  If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the  
                    front door, who do you let in first?                   
           The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.          
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                  What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?                 
                   A woman who won't do what she's told.                   
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                          I married a Miss Right.                          
               I just didn't know her first name was Always.               
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             Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes             
                        A woman's sex drive by 90%.                        
                        It's called a Wedding Cake.                        
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                     Why do men die before their wives?                    
                               They want to.                               
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              Women will never be equal to men until they can              
              Walk down the street with a bald head and a beer             
                    Gut, and still think they are sexy.                    
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            In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.            
                      Then God created Man and rested.                     
                          Then God created Woman.                          
                Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.                
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 Posted: Fri May 11th, 2007 05:30 pm
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Storm
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:D

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 Posted: Fri May 11th, 2007 05:44 pm
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Segs
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God created the most beautiful thing on earth but made
one VERY BIG MISTAKE

HE PUT IN A MOUTH


:P     ::H


Segs



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 Posted: Fri May 11th, 2007 06:22 pm
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Little Green Fish
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Location: Most Capitals In Other Countries., South Africa
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What do you do when you get home and find your woman in the lounge watching soaps?

You shorten the Chain in the Kitchen!

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